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| rdfs:comment | - Pampers sind Windeln, Schwedenhöschen, Unterhosen und Hosen in Personalunion!
- In 1984, produced a set of two Muppet Babies plush toys as a premium for Pampers diapers, featuring Baby Kermit and Baby Piggy.
- Pampers was a female member of Caine Soren's posse stationed at Coates Academy.
- To date, Pampers has maintained a care-free and relaxed attitude in the workplace, keeping close to its mantra that unstifled expression leads to unstifled creativity, although the line is drawn in some places as the great Kitten Huffing scandal that occurred in the main Pampers HQ drew a large amount of undeired attention after one employee died from freebasing a large number of kittens in a single hour. Fortunately, since then, the company has been forced to restructure, and all forms of drugs, primarily kittens and crack have been disallowed, although some dissident investors in the company have claimed that such a restriction has resulted in a dry period of creativity, since there has currently been very little in the way of successful products since the launch of the Kandoo toilet wip
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| abstract | - Pampers sind Windeln, Schwedenhöschen, Unterhosen und Hosen in Personalunion!
- In 1984, produced a set of two Muppet Babies plush toys as a premium for Pampers diapers, featuring Baby Kermit and Baby Piggy.
- To date, Pampers has maintained a care-free and relaxed attitude in the workplace, keeping close to its mantra that unstifled expression leads to unstifled creativity, although the line is drawn in some places as the great Kitten Huffing scandal that occurred in the main Pampers HQ drew a large amount of undeired attention after one employee died from freebasing a large number of kittens in a single hour. Fortunately, since then, the company has been forced to restructure, and all forms of drugs, primarily kittens and crack have been disallowed, although some dissident investors in the company have claimed that such a restriction has resulted in a dry period of creativity, since there has currently been very little in the way of successful products since the launch of the Kandoo toilet wipes, but many key analysts believe this is nonsense, and predict record growth for the coming quarters.
- Pampers was a female member of Caine Soren's posse stationed at Coates Academy.
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