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ShortSummary
  • Stephen welcomes the host of Lou Dobbs Tonight, Lou Dobbs, along with Lou's Magical Tie.
  • Stephen unveils a new investment segment Bears & Balls, and welcomes New York Times reporter and author of Beauty Junkies: Inside Our $15 Billion Obsession with Cosmetic Surgery, Alex Kuczynski.
  • Stephen was quite upset that no one waited for him to return from vacation before hanging Hussein. The Good Doctor introduced America to the Stephen Colbert's Execution Squad Dancers
  • Stephen welcomes veteran counterterrorism offical and author of Breachpoint, Richard Clarke.
  • Stephen honors America with another episode of the "Sport Report" and welcomes conservative pundit and author of The Enemy At Home: The Cultural Left and Its Responsibility For 9/11, Dinesh D'Souza.
  • Stephen updates the On Notice board, discusses gay sheep and welcomes the editor of Human Events Magazine, Jed Babbin.
  • Stephen welcomes journalist and co-founding chairwoman of the International Women's Media Foundation, Judy Woodruff. He also celebrates the 5th anniversary of the first prisoners of the War on Terror arriving at Gitmo.
  • Stephen looks inside America's legal system and welcomes the former Secretary of Health & Human Services and the current President of the Univeristy of Miami, Donna Shalala. Stephen introduces America to Cuba's favorite brand of batteries, Lick Mes
  • Stephen welcomes former producer for 60 Minutes, author of Web of Deceit: The History of Western Complicity in Iraq, from Churchill to Kennedy to George W. Bush and first owner of the Millennium Falcon Barry Lando.
  • Stephen welcomes returning guest Jim Cramer of MSNBC's Mad Money.
  • Stephen welcomes the host of The O'Reilly Factor, Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly.
  • Another thrilling adventure of Tek Jansen airs and Stephen's guest is writer and editor for Vanity Fair and GQ and author of The United States of Arugula: How We Became a Gourmet Nation, David Kamp.
  • Stephen welcomes senior 60 Minutes anchor Mike Wallace
  • More of Who's Riding My Coattails Now? and Stephen welcomes University of Maryland political scientist and author of Whistling Past Dixie: How Democrats Can Win Without the South, Thomas Schaller.
  • Stephen broadcasts live via pre-tape from yesterday, discusses the Democrat's '100-hour agenda' with liberal windbag Russ Lieber and welcomes Maryland's Lt. Governor Michael Steele.
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  • 1320.0
  • "On the 15th day of Christmas, your true love gave you me."
  • "I am the Hall to America's Oates."
  • "Tonight's show is an anagram. Can you unscramble it in time?"
  • "Warning, the contents of the USA Today are really about the USA yesterday."
  • "Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Churches? Fill your baptismal founts with Purell."
  • "Before we begin I have to do my vocal warm-ups. Me-me-me-me-me-me."
  • I'm the frosting on America's cake. Tonight, I'll let you lick the bowl.
  • "Who's buried in Grant's Tomb? Give up? I hope the police have too."
  • "Nation, it's time to grab the bull by the horns. If there are no horns, you're grabbing a cow. Stop it."
  • "It's our 200th episode. Our bicentennial. Where's my commemorative quarter, U.S. Mint?"
  • "Caution! You're about to watch me enter a No Spin Zone."
  • "Hey America, I was thinking if you're not busy for the next half hour maybe you'd like to... I don't know... you know, watch the show. It's not a date or anything we're just hanging out."
  • "A,E,I,O,U and sometimes Y? Consonant or vowel? Make up your mind, we're at war."
  • "Don't watch this if you are in jail, because the Truth shall set you free!"
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