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| rdfs:comment | - Reader's Digest has published a number of Sesame Street books, many of which were reissues. They have also published several Bear in the Big Blue House books, often including special interactive features.
- Founded by collaboration in 1753 by the mad monk and libertine Demetrius 'the Fuck off that's just awful you sick bastard ... no just go ... please leave you've really befouled my carpet' Adulamus and his only slightly madder mistress Hortence 'give me a fiver and I'll do anything' de Chunderly they originally wanted to launch the magazine in Europe but after an altercation with the authorities involving an out of control sex machine in the Italian lakes that left 78 people dead and the drapes ruined they fled to America. It was here they found the most receptive market for their unique concoction of people hurling their guts, pissing uncontrollably, shitting in extremis and evacuating all their bodily fluids in general. The two were fascinated by the process of entry and evacuation of mat
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| abstract | - Founded by collaboration in 1753 by the mad monk and libertine Demetrius 'the Fuck off that's just awful you sick bastard ... no just go ... please leave you've really befouled my carpet' Adulamus and his only slightly madder mistress Hortence 'give me a fiver and I'll do anything' de Chunderly they originally wanted to launch the magazine in Europe but after an altercation with the authorities involving an out of control sex machine in the Italian lakes that left 78 people dead and the drapes ruined they fled to America. It was here they found the most receptive market for their unique concoction of people hurling their guts, pissing uncontrollably, shitting in extremis and evacuating all their bodily fluids in general. The two were fascinated by the process of entry and evacuation of materials entering the body and this became the heart of Reader's Digest. The magazine expanded wildly and transformed society with its liberal fun loving celebration of the pursuits of pleasure and their potential consequences. Reader's Digest thus led directly to the American Revolution by transforming the way people viewed society. Famously when Britain introduced the Stamp Act and taxed Reader's Digest over 110,000 turds in a bag were left on the doorstep of the Governor General and set on fire to protest the increased cost of the magazine, the cost of shoes to the British government directly led to its downfall. The magazine's outrageously satirical cartoons of revolutionary figures excreting and queefing on the face of King George are now legendary. George Washington was famously extremely proud of the wood etchings he sent in every week of him squatting over dead red coats and is the earliest imagery of scat that exists. This began a long tradition of American Presidents with Jefferson sending in actual samples allowing many to get their own Jefferson vomit chunklet when handed out free with the magazine. The magazine was directly responsible for the election of President Taft when it ran the article 'Taft loves a good shaft but leaves his arse (American trans. ass) in half' which allowed people to see the lighter anal sex loving side of Taft and helped humanise him by showing the terrible after effects he had keep faeces in. It was not however always on the side of politicians and famously broke the Watergate story showing Nixon to have problems with incontinence thus breaking his hard man image and ruining him.
- Reader's Digest has published a number of Sesame Street books, many of which were reissues. They have also published several Bear in the Big Blue House books, often including special interactive features.
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