| rdfs:comment | - Sir Arthur Frederick Wilbeforce Pelican-Shit (born 1936) (Brother of the famous Irish Pelican Boy), is an Engish author, playwright and historian, whose early works included the plays An Inspector Calls Back Because He Remembered He'd Left His Hat When He Left Last Time and Your Momma So Ugly She Doesn't Realise That This Play Is Just A Rip Off Of Hamlet, as well as the popular gothic horror novel Dracula And The Pelican Shit. However, it is for his factual and historical works that he is most notable today, including everything on Wikipedia, a book about penguins, and, perhaps most notoriously, The Pelican Shit Code, which managed to shake the very foundations of the Catholic faith by asserting that Judas had not betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver, as previously believed, but for
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| abstract | - Sir Arthur Frederick Wilbeforce Pelican-Shit (born 1936) (Brother of the famous Irish Pelican Boy), is an Engish author, playwright and historian, whose early works included the plays An Inspector Calls Back Because He Remembered He'd Left His Hat When He Left Last Time and Your Momma So Ugly She Doesn't Realise That This Play Is Just A Rip Off Of Hamlet, as well as the popular gothic horror novel Dracula And The Pelican Shit. However, it is for his factual and historical works that he is most notable today, including everything on Wikipedia, a book about penguins, and, perhaps most notoriously, The Pelican Shit Code, which managed to shake the very foundations of the Catholic faith by asserting that Judas had not betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver, as previously believed, but for thirty pellets of pelican shit; the words 'silver' and 'pelican shit' being very similar in ancient Greek. His other well-researched academic texts have brought about sweeping reforms in the western educational system, as well as the scientific world in general. For example, it is now known that global warming is caused by pelican shit and not, as previously thought, greenhouse gases or Rupert Murdoch.
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