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| rdfs:comment | - While on their sides the male is entangled behind the female. The name of the position is clearly derived from its resembling two forks jammed together and balanced on the end of a toothpick (see Mr. Wizard). Women will often wiggle their moneymaker and rub their hindquarters seductively to get the man to oblige into this lie of nuturing. This is the trap as yet to be sprung. Once caught in the allure of naughty grinding the woman falls asleep leaving the man captured and with wood. Attempts to escape are met with the double-barreled lies of nuzzle and sexy whimper.
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| abstract | - While on their sides the male is entangled behind the female. The name of the position is clearly derived from its resembling two forks jammed together and balanced on the end of a toothpick (see Mr. Wizard). Women will often wiggle their moneymaker and rub their hindquarters seductively to get the man to oblige into this lie of nuturing. This is the trap as yet to be sprung. Once caught in the allure of naughty grinding the woman falls asleep leaving the man captured and with wood. Attempts to escape are met with the double-barreled lies of nuzzle and sexy whimper. The following morning our abused male will find himself weary, half of his body numb from lack of proper bloodflow, and sore with pent-up soldiers that never saw the frontline.
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