| rdfs:comment | - A Pan-American branch of a J4p4n3z3!!11eleventy game company founded in 1987 A.D by a few people no one really know about anyway, seeing as gamers only pay attention to Shigeru Miyamoto. Or so they say. Really, though, they actually created everything ever, including, but not limited to, the Bible, the 8-track player, the NES, the Oscar Wilde fun-quote generator, the Franklin stove, the dildo, and the universe. That was, until the company and evidence of everything ever created by the employees was destroyed in the great flood of A.D. 2101, during which Noah and Chuck Norris rescued four of each kind of animal and put them on the Titanic, until they realized they could not fit four of each animal on the boat and had to shoot two of each kind of animal.
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| abstract | - A Pan-American branch of a J4p4n3z3!!11eleventy game company founded in 1987 A.D by a few people no one really know about anyway, seeing as gamers only pay attention to Shigeru Miyamoto. Or so they say. Really, though, they actually created everything ever, including, but not limited to, the Bible, the 8-track player, the NES, the Oscar Wilde fun-quote generator, the Franklin stove, the dildo, and the universe. That was, until the company and evidence of everything ever created by the employees was destroyed in the great flood of A.D. 2101, during which Noah and Chuck Norris rescued four of each kind of animal and put them on the Titanic, until they realized they could not fit four of each animal on the boat and had to shoot two of each kind of animal. Natsume Inc., also known as Not For Me Inc., has been given the task of localizing the popular Hravest Moon series, but not the task of spelling everything ever incorrectly and botching grammar left and right. Ironically, their translations of the Harvest Moon games are well-renowned by top scientists and Cuban communist leaders alike. Their translations have also been praised in the New Cork Times, having been described as "gripping", and "totally, totally sexy", despite the fact that the Harvest Moon games are nowhere near as sexy as Tetris. Shown to the right is Captaaaaaain Condom, Natsume Inc.'s current Royal Head Undersecretary. Under Captain Condom's command, Natsume managed to bounce back after the great flood. They hired over 30000 overworked and underpayed employees to translate games day and night, and then day and night again, and currently translate an average of 5000 Harvest Moon games a year. Of course, this means all their games are Americanized while violating all 1729 rules of the English Language. Many critics, such as Oscar Wilde, love spending time ragging on Natsume Inc. because they spend all their time taking obscure Japanese farming sim games and not even doing a good job re-writing the dialogue in English. See the section below for examples of Natsume Inc's horrible English.
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