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| rdfs:comment | - Although there may be other, lesser nudes (known as "Bunnies") between the covers, so to speak, of the magazine (and its publisher's sheets), there is one, and only one, Playmate per issue. The criteria and process for selecting which model will appear as an issue's Playmate are shrouded in secrecy, but insiders claim that such considerations as the following are part of the procedure:
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| abstract | - Although there may be other, lesser nudes (known as "Bunnies") between the covers, so to speak, of the magazine (and its publisher's sheets), there is one, and only one, Playmate per issue. The criteria and process for selecting which model will appear as an issue's Playmate are shrouded in secrecy, but insiders claim that such considerations as the following are part of the procedure:
* I. Q. (low)
* Breast size (large)
* Oral skills (high)
* Anal retentiveness (high)
* Vaginal lubricity (high)
* An appealing name like "Bambi," "Shannon," or "Pussy Galore"
* Photogenic quality (good).
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