| rdfs:comment | - The Clinja is a cross-breed of Ninjas and Clowns. They were bred to be the ultimate silent killers, and are also known by their Latin name Mime. They can frequently be found visiting malls, freeways, and lighting it up inside a small Volkswagen. Approximately 90 Clinjas can fit into one Volkswagen Beetle, 20 more than the maximum number of clowns, giving them a large strategic advantage in battle. Clinjas, as the cross-breeds of Ninjas and Clowns, possess the extraordinary abilities of both races, and combine them to form Super Parties.
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| abstract | - The Clinja is a cross-breed of Ninjas and Clowns. They were bred to be the ultimate silent killers, and are also known by their Latin name Mime. They can frequently be found visiting malls, freeways, and lighting it up inside a small Volkswagen. Approximately 90 Clinjas can fit into one Volkswagen Beetle, 20 more than the maximum number of clowns, giving them a large strategic advantage in battle. Clinjas, as the cross-breeds of Ninjas and Clowns, possess the extraordinary abilities of both races, and combine them to form Super Parties. It is believed that clinjas draw most of their power from the fabled "El Niño," which isn't actually Spanish for anything and is in fact a codeword for the clinja overlord, whose real name shall forever be unknown to mortals. A word of warning; if you ever hear anyone speaking about anything sounding even remotely like "El Niño," you should run far away and duck randomly throughout the rest of your life, as you never know when you could be decapitated.
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