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  • Cock shock
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  • Cock Shock as a term was first introduced by the psychologist, Sigmund Fraud in 1905. After years of critical analysis of the female subject (including the usual ‘testing’), he developed the theory that most, if not all, women at some point in their life suffer from this neurosis. ‘Cock Shock’ occurs when a woman feels overwhelmed by the length and girth that is placed in front of her. It can also occur when a woman is not expecting to see a penis (see Fraud’s notes on “spam-rod surprise”). In this instance, the feeling of surprise becomes linked with a feeling of being overwhelmed by what she sees, the result being that the subject blanks out all memories of the experience. Virginia Woolf described her own experience of ‘Cock shock’: “it was as if I had shell shock. I just blanked out th
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  • Cock Shock as a term was first introduced by the psychologist, Sigmund Fraud in 1905. After years of critical analysis of the female subject (including the usual ‘testing’), he developed the theory that most, if not all, women at some point in their life suffer from this neurosis. ‘Cock Shock’ occurs when a woman feels overwhelmed by the length and girth that is placed in front of her. It can also occur when a woman is not expecting to see a penis (see Fraud’s notes on “spam-rod surprise”). In this instance, the feeling of surprise becomes linked with a feeling of being overwhelmed by what she sees, the result being that the subject blanks out all memories of the experience. Virginia Woolf described her own experience of ‘Cock shock’: “it was as if I had shell shock. I just blanked out the memory afterwards. It was just too much!” . Fraud claimed that after the female specimen experienced Cock Shock several symptoms began to happen. For instance the woman becomes unconsciously frightened of the large specimen and instead imagines it to be a cute furry animal, often a kitten. She stabilises her delusion by giving the ‘kitten’ a name, for example ‘fluffikins’, ‘tiddles’ and ‘man-meat truncheon’. Women known to have adopted this defence mechanism often take the next (some may say natural) step, and begin to huff these ‘kittens’. Examples of such behaviour can be seen displayed by prominent public figures such as Briana Banks, Chasey Lain and Cherie Blair.