| rdfs:comment | - Ð is an ancient letter of the Finnish and Latin alphabet. It appears to have no use in modern day life, and in some countries is considered "evil". As the lead scientist who created this useless letter said "Why the fuck does that D have a line thingy running through it?". Though some say that Ð has questionable uses as a backscratcher. Đ came into existance as an recursive acronym for "Đ is not D".
- «Ð» is ðe key to ðevelopment of a human. Wið «Ð», he cognizes ðe worlð. Wið «Ð», he ðiscovers speech. Wið «Ð», he grows up. Wið «Ð», he ðies. Wið «Ð», he goes to ðe Hell for using ðe letter «Ð» and burns in ðe fire until ðe enð of ðe time or ðoesn't burn, if he's an agnostic. Ðis is unacceptable. Ðe letter «Ð» originally belongeð to metalanguage, which consisteð of only one letter — «Ð». And, since you can't disprove it, it's true.
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| abstract | - «Ð» is ðe key to ðevelopment of a human. Wið «Ð», he cognizes ðe worlð. Wið «Ð», he ðiscovers speech. Wið «Ð», he grows up. Wið «Ð», he ðies. Wið «Ð», he goes to ðe Hell for using ðe letter «Ð» and burns in ðe fire until ðe enð of ðe time or ðoesn't burn, if he's an agnostic. Ðis is unacceptable. Ðerefore, ðe letter «Ð», as we've just proveð it, is ðe first letter in human's ðevelopment. And everyðing ðat's true for ontogenesis is true for philogenesis as well. So, «Ð» is ðe first letter ðat was inventeð by Ancient Egyptian scribes (ðen ðey eventually turneð it into a hieroglyph A4, pronounceð as «ðw'»). You can finð ðe letter «Ð» in any language, excluðing Russian. However, ðe letter «Ѣ» (pronounceð as «yeah!») is possibly ðeriveð from ðis letter. Ðe letter «Ð» originally belongeð to metalanguage, which consisteð of only one letter — «Ð». And, since you can't disprove it, it's true. Since «Ð» is ðe first letter, it exists in all ðe languages. Ðe first language was ðe Metal language, and ðe second is Icelandic. But, since «Ð» was useð in Icelandic tungumál only as a paroðy of English «D», English was ðe seconð language, while Icelandic is only ðe ðirð.
- Ð is an ancient letter of the Finnish and Latin alphabet. It appears to have no use in modern day life, and in some countries is considered "evil". As the lead scientist who created this useless letter said "Why the fuck does that D have a line thingy running through it?". Though some say that Ð has questionable uses as a backscratcher. Đ came into existance as an recursive acronym for "Đ is not D".
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