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| rdfs:comment | - Star Wars Episode MMVII: In Which Some Shit Happens was the two-thousand seventh installation in the Star Wars saga, released just three months after Episode MMVI, which, unlike the other films in the series, took the form of a documentary showing the idiot little pussies writers who help make Star Wars possible at work, and made it quite clear that they refused to make another film in a series that had become far to cliche and repetitive.
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| Name | - Star Wars Episode MMVII: In Which Some Shit Happens
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| Text | - A recent study conducted by LucasFilms Lmtd. shows that suspense drives people crazy. To avoid any discomfort, we will make this crawl nice an explanatory, as requested by George Lucas, SuperShadow, and God.
Some guys die, some don't, a few planets get wasted, a chick gets laid, and Princess Leia has a sex scene.
Haha, that just made you more anticipated didn't it, bitches? Now you'll have to watch the whole movie just to see those scenes. Please enjoy ...
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| Movie Name | - Star Wars Episode MMVII: In Which Some Shit Happens
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| Writer | - SuperShadow, as appointed by Darth Lucas
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| abstract | - Star Wars Episode MMVII: In Which Some Shit Happens was the two-thousand seventh installation in the Star Wars saga, released just three months after Episode MMVI, which, unlike the other films in the series, took the form of a documentary showing the idiot little pussies writers who help make Star Wars possible at work, and made it quite clear that they refused to make another film in a series that had become far to cliche and repetitive. For this reason, IWSSH, as it became known among the fan base, was produced under strange circumstances. Since everyone else had quit, George Lucas, was forced to hire a moron who had been claiming to work for him for years to write the film. This choice of writer made the film highly unpopular, sparking a similar desire among all who saw it to "gouge out their eyes, throw a chair at the screen, convert to Christianity, and shoot their grandmothers". Despite popular belief, however, the writer did not create the idea himself, but based the film roughly around That book I can't remember the name of or find, but it's definitely in there so if you remove the info again I will have you banned by Karen Traviss.
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