| rdfs:comment | - Just what type of cheese the moon is made from remains a mystery. Many assume, due to the craters, the cheese is some form of swiss variety. However due to the dry nature, it is much more likely a british stilton or maybe a wensleydale with cranberries. In fact the first man on the moon, Aneeda Smith famously shouted, after taking the first man made bite out of the moon, "Wow this is cheese!" Good job Aneeda. She claimed she first sampled the moon believing the moon was one big button, to her dismay she was wrong.
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| abstract | - Just what type of cheese the moon is made from remains a mystery. Many assume, due to the craters, the cheese is some form of swiss variety. However due to the dry nature, it is much more likely a british stilton or maybe a wensleydale with cranberries. In fact the first man on the moon, Aneeda Smith famously shouted, after taking the first man made bite out of the moon, "Wow this is cheese!" Good job Aneeda. She claimed she first sampled the moon believing the moon was one big button, to her dismay she was wrong. All have wondered if the moon is made of cheese, if so, then where are the crackers, and does this make asteroids, jelly beans, because that would be awesome. Some say the moon's made out of dust, and rock, however, it has also been said that before human life came to earth, aliens landed, started a dairy farm, and attempted to break the universal, biggest cheese ball record. Unfortunately for them, Oprah Winfrey had already started a dairy farm of her own, and beat them to it. (Her moon, aka. "The Big O", is now located in the Sombrero Galaxy). Thanks to Oprah, now when someone asks you what the moon is made of, you can smile and say cheese.
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