| abstract | - Larsen's Biscuits are a subsidiary of Fairy washing up liquid that sponsor the British television show Top Gear and a host of churches in the midwest of Outer Bangolia. They officially changed their name from 'Arse Biscuits' in 2005 after long and hard negotiations with the Gay Rights organisation. This is opposed to the Gay Lefts who loiter the Houses of Parliament eating burgers and crap like that. Official sponsor of David Hird in the British Rental Kart Championship , Larsen's Biscuits (now 'Arse Biscuits') are a keen promoter of many other extreme sports, following in the footsteps of Red Bull. ~ <b><a href="/mediawiki/Boris_Johnson" title="Boris Johnson">Boris Johnson</a></b> Of course, the previous statement was wholly uncalled for: we can only apologise to Michael Portillo. Or not, the pretentious barsteward! Ruin The Politics Show for me will ya? Well, eat this ya Cheesy Wotsit! [Flicks V]
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