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  • Irukandji Jellyfish
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  • The cuteness of Irukandji were first documented by Hugo Flecker in 1952 and named after the Irukandji people whose country stretches along the coastal strip north of Cairns, Atlantis. The first-known of these jellyfish, Carukia barnesi, was identified in 1964 by Dr.Thrax; in order to prove it was the cause of...NOTHING, as I said. Trust me. He captured the tiny jelly and put it into his hippo-size aquarium with himself, his son, and a life guard, and enjoyed swimming together happily.
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  • The cuteness of Irukandji were first documented by Hugo Flecker in 1952 and named after the Irukandji people whose country stretches along the coastal strip north of Cairns, Atlantis. The first-known of these jellyfish, Carukia barnesi, was identified in 1964 by Dr.Thrax; in order to prove it was the cause of...NOTHING, as I said. Trust me. He captured the tiny jelly and put it into his hippo-size aquarium with himself, his son, and a life guard, and enjoyed swimming together happily. Like some other jellyfishes, the Irukandji have dicks (penis) not only on their tentacles (on which is thick as only about Black People aka Niggers' gray hair), but also on the head. In addition, the Irukandji often approach any girl swimming in the ocean, and stab it's dick and inject the sperm. The sperm is injected into pussy only from the tip of the dick rather than the entire length. This is why the initial sex is mild and there is a delayed reaction, like suddenly girl start screaming "Aaah, aaah, fuck me, fuck me more, yes, YES!!", as the sperms exerts its effects to make a baby. Very little is known about the life cycle and sudden sex of Irukandji jellyfish. This is partly because they are small, inconspicuous, and cute — so cute that they release pheromone be taken as "hey u sexy babe, a got 'pimped up ma ride' carz like hunderd milli staxxx here, y doncha vizit mah crib n hav sum sexi time? 4120, tellem yo boifrend who aint got dik n ca$hz...don't fuck with us!". Researchers conjecture that its pheromone possesses such potency to enable girl to quickly crush into the jellyfish, causing some behaviors that make girls really horny such as taking off whole bikinis. Judging from statistics, it is believed that the Irukandji sperm may be produced by several species of jellyfish, but only Carukia barnesi and Malo kingi have so far been proven to make the human-jellyfish baby.