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  • Griller Monsoon
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  • George Foreman had made billions and billions of currency units by selling his famous grill. He was sitting pretty. At the top of the tree. Numero Uno. And so on. That was until the arrival of the Griller Monsoon, the brainchild of ex-wrestler Gorilla Monsoon. He had been watching the success of Foreman's grill very carefully, planning to strike at any time with his own model. It was bigger, faster, hungrier, cleverer, Monsoonier and had that je ne sais quoi that Foreman's didn't: it had a pun. He released the Griller Monsoon to a shocked world and so began the infamous Grill War - nobody who had ever used a grill would be the same again.
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  • George Foreman had made billions and billions of currency units by selling his famous grill. He was sitting pretty. At the top of the tree. Numero Uno. And so on. That was until the arrival of the Griller Monsoon, the brainchild of ex-wrestler Gorilla Monsoon. He had been watching the success of Foreman's grill very carefully, planning to strike at any time with his own model. It was bigger, faster, hungrier, cleverer, Monsoonier and had that je ne sais quoi that Foreman's didn't: it had a pun. He released the Griller Monsoon to a shocked world and so began the infamous Grill War - nobody who had ever used a grill would be the same again.