| abstract | - The language of Those African Clicky Noises, like most things African in nature, are some of the oldest shit on this planet. They seem to be made by sticking the tongue to the roof of one's mouth, scraping off the peanut butter, and then shooting a cop in Compton. Note that it takes several African individuals to form a complete sentence. First developed by the noted African Clickologist Click click click Click click click around BC 745, Those African Clicky Noises took off soon after their introduction, taking the place of the less popular and more strenuous African jumping off of cliff, make splat dialect. Soon, Africans from Africa to Africa were using Those African Clicky Noises to talk. An example of the change in dialect: the African jumping off cliff, make splat for "would you like to have sex with me on the back seat of my elephant?" would become "Click click click click click click click click click?" Around this time, Oprah Winfrey, noted terror and click click, ventured to Afclicka in hopes of helping to save the whales and/or Sharon Stone. But when she found out that there were no whales native to Africa, and that Sharon Stone was not worth saving for she is a whore of Satan, she called up the White Man and had him enslave the lot of those clicky bastards.
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