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| rdfs:comment | - Schiavo, a martyr, was beatified for the miracle of distracting the American public long enough that God's will could be codified as law without anyone raising a fuss about it. Devotees of the sainted Theresa express their devotion by emulating the mortification of the flesh that brought their idol closer to the Lord by placing two fingers down their throats and regurgitating. In this way do they rid themselves of the uncleanness just as Terri did in order to receive the visions of Christ. Schiavo's last words were reported to be in the form of a redondilla, or Spanish quatrain:
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| abstract | - Schiavo, a martyr, was beatified for the miracle of distracting the American public long enough that God's will could be codified as law without anyone raising a fuss about it. Devotees of the sainted Theresa express their devotion by emulating the mortification of the flesh that brought their idol closer to the Lord by placing two fingers down their throats and regurgitating. In this way do they rid themselves of the uncleanness just as Terri did in order to receive the visions of Christ. The canonization of Terri of Schiavo is disputed, as it is argued that she is the only one who failed to suffer throughout her earthly trials. Some consider her the first vegetable Popess of the Roman Catholic Church. Schiavo's last words were reported to be in the form of a redondilla, or Spanish quatrain: muuuu nuhhadsdf durrr jkaaagh wooee rhruihyo dhidoh waaaaaagh waaaaa naaaaaa vaaa voooom baaaa baaa baaaaaaaa booooom Soylent Green is made of Terri Schiavo. It is the only meat-based product approved by PETA. It is also of note that she also inspired the 1987 hit song by The Smiths, "Girlfriend In A Coma". There have been legal debates over the past few years between God Vs. The Ben Dover, PA Board of Education over the teaching of Terri Schiavo in elementary school science classes.
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