| abstract | - Hallelujah! This is the glorious future home of Wikiality.com's Jesus club. The Jesus Club Clubhouse will be a holy place to celebrate His Glory, to talk about the many ways we have Sinned and Fallen Short, and to comfort one another in an hour of need. Or just to sing "Kum-by-yah" and make popsicle stick crafts, in a righteous act of dignity that surely inspires the Angels in Heaven to dance. Jesus Alert: Are you pure of heart, and dedicated to the Lord thy God? Would you like to serve The Baby Jesus, Our Glorious Stephen, and the Wikiality.com internets tube, all at the same time? If so, you might be a good candidate to become the Jesus Club Captain. Apply here. It could be the good deed that keeps you out of hell (unless you're one of those "faith, not works" Protestant types, in which case you might be headed there anyway). In the meantime, you might also want to turn your righteous attention to some of these pages, which will make you a better person:
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* Image:Stephen Colbert Clean up.jpg ATTENTIONStephen is personally watchingClubhouse: Jesusto make sure it is not editedby people who hate The Truth™. Image:Baby Jesus.jpg Image:FunSteve.png Clubhouse: JesusMakes The Baby Jesus™ Happy And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
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