| rdfs:comment | - The Brown Rose was opened on February 22 on 2222 in Kilkenny. It's owner, Amadeus Amadeus Shallighleee, thought there should be a "classy joint" for people to get black out drunk in, and finding none around, made his own. Breaking into a old boarded up house, he retrofitted it into a bar, which equaled nailing a table onto the edge of a desk, and putting the skeletons of the previous inhabitants into chairs by the door as bouncers.
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| abstract | - The Brown Rose was opened on February 22 on 2222 in Kilkenny. It's owner, Amadeus Amadeus Shallighleee, thought there should be a "classy joint" for people to get black out drunk in, and finding none around, made his own. Breaking into a old boarded up house, he retrofitted it into a bar, which equaled nailing a table onto the edge of a desk, and putting the skeletons of the previous inhabitants into chairs by the door as bouncers. At first the humble folk of kilkenny thought he was making sometype of waffle franchise, but once they found out that he had a whiskey supplier, they rushed over and began throwing their money at him, in a blind rush to get drunk. Since the smashing success of opening night, the brown rose has been packed day after day.
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