| rdfs:comment | - When Harry Potter got good at painting, he decided he wanted to do something more professional and realistic. After getting a name for himself, one of the most powerful men from all of Europe came to him. That's right! Adolf Hitler asked for a professional painting. Harry painted him, and got famous for painting people who have cool mustaches. Mario heard of this, and demanded a painting at once.
- The Mario Lisa, like Mario is one of the dumbest things the world has ever known. Cosby was incredibly drunk when he painted it, so now it looks stupid. But at the same time everyone thought it was awesome because Bill Cosby painted it. The auction people sold it for lotsa money and then spent the rest of their lives as billionaires. Cosby wanted the money for his painting, but he was escorted out be security.
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| abstract | - When Harry Potter got good at painting, he decided he wanted to do something more professional and realistic. After getting a name for himself, one of the most powerful men from all of Europe came to him. That's right! Adolf Hitler asked for a professional painting. Harry painted him, and got famous for painting people who have cool mustaches. Mario heard of this, and demanded a painting at once. The Mario Lisa was finished withing five minutes. Mario loved it, and Harry Potter became the best painter ever. The Mario Lisa was put in a museum, but then it got stolen. It was recovered, but then it was stolen again. This kept happening over and over, as Nobody thought to lock it up.
- The Mario Lisa, like Mario is one of the dumbest things the world has ever known. Cosby was incredibly drunk when he painted it, so now it looks stupid. But at the same time everyone thought it was awesome because Bill Cosby painted it. The auction people sold it for lotsa money and then spent the rest of their lives as billionaires. Cosby wanted the money for his painting, but he was escorted out be security. The new owner of the painting was some Frenchman. Cosby hunted down the Frenchman and killed him with pure awesomeness. Then Cosby stole the painting back and hung it in a museum where it belonged. It remained there for hundreds of years until it was stolen by Mario. Mario believed that it was rightfully his. Cosby gave Mario a deathglare, so Mario gave it back. The painting was eventually burned by Cosby because it was too dangerous for mankind.
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