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  • Milk Chan
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  • Milk Chan first began as a superhero in Early 2003 when she was just three years old and when Waylon Cracker-bag was sworn into office as the 176th President of Foxville. Since September 2003, Milk has lived in a house on a suspended platform (similar to The Jetsons) with a wooden walk bridge that was originally a partially invisible ladder connected leading to the street, with her malfunctioning robotic maid Tetsuko and her drunken pet "hanage" (which also means nosehair in Japaneese), Mardee. After the first few months living at the house on the suspended platform, Milk stopped paying her rent after Tetsuko was laid off from her original job. Months later, Milk's lanlord, Lalo Rezivor (a bald and blue-skinned creature with a head shaped like a daikon radish) began to harass her due to fa
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  • Milk Chan first began as a superhero in Early 2003 when she was just three years old and when Waylon Cracker-bag was sworn into office as the 176th President of Foxville. Since September 2003, Milk has lived in a house on a suspended platform (similar to The Jetsons) with a wooden walk bridge that was originally a partially invisible ladder connected leading to the street, with her malfunctioning robotic maid Tetsuko and her drunken pet "hanage" (which also means nosehair in Japaneese), Mardee. After the first few months living at the house on the suspended platform, Milk stopped paying her rent after Tetsuko was laid off from her original job. Months later, Milk's lanlord, Lalo Rezivor (a bald and blue-skinned creature with a head shaped like a daikon radish) began to harass her due to failure to pay the rent. As Milk is perpetually over six months behind on her rent, he continually tries to get payment from her. However, whenever he tries to get the rent, she does or says something that shocks or tricks him, causing him to run back across the ladder to his own home. He is also anxious, as he once thought he lost his "purse," but shortly finds it after making a racket over it. The landlord has admitted to being a homosexual in the Japanese version of episode 9 of the Super Milk Chan show, "Financial Decay Peninsula". His homosexuality is openly referred to in more than one episode. In 2004, Milk had purchused a "Tokarev" firearm and was now using it to take down major threatening bad guys that she came across in various missions given by the President. From 2007 to 2011, Milk had a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship with Kevin Santos (the famous earthling superhero who saved the human race from the cannibalistic species known as "mean teachers" during the events of the Mean Teacher Tragedy) after she first met him when he showed up at her house on June 23, 2005 by passing through a special underground magic tunnel that connects Earth and Ranchop together, and began hanging out with him often as she quickly and some what ironicly developed a special liking for the superhero Earth boy. Kevin eventually began to also have a crush on Milk and did the same thing. When Kevin Santos first met Milk Chan in the Summer of 2005, Milk informed Kevin using her personal superhero experience that in order to be a better superhero without powers, he should start carrying actual weapons to use against the bad guys. So Milk helped Kevin out with purchusing and obtaining posession of a GLOCK 43 imported from Earth as his main firearm and a magic zipper with a built-in firearm storage inside containing extra ammo, other weapons, etc. As the firearms were legalized for use on Earth, Kevin had eventually used them against the killer brain-eating "mean teachers" when the Mean Teacher Tragedy had occurred less than a year later after a series of attacks going on at a school complex in Dracut, Massachusetts during a six month time period. The superhero couple began their relationship on February 17, 2007 after another special hang out, and then went on their first official date two years later for Valentine's Day. Various times, they had even taken down violent bad guys, criminals, and terrorists together and got the job down in a brief amount of time.