| rdfs:comment | - Klamath Falls, originally called by the Native Americans 'Peeceokrapp' (meaning "One who's born here, dies here"), was settled sometime in the past. Does it really matter when? Really, could you ever disprove these statements? No. So just continue to sit in your relative anonymity while we continue our quest to provide answers and love to the whole world. Moving on. The town was settled by a group of so-called, self-proclaimed, and over-hyphenated individuals. They included:
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| abstract | - Klamath Falls, originally called by the Native Americans 'Peeceokrapp' (meaning "One who's born here, dies here"), was settled sometime in the past. Does it really matter when? Really, could you ever disprove these statements? No. So just continue to sit in your relative anonymity while we continue our quest to provide answers and love to the whole world. Moving on. The town was settled by a group of so-called, self-proclaimed, and over-hyphenated individuals. They included:
* All the Jesii
* Some other religious fanatics, like Joseph Smith
* Napoleon Dynamite
* Gary Coleman (he's everywhere these days)
* Oscar Wilde was probably there too
* Dan O'Brien - but he used his talents to sprint away from the town as quickly as possible Unfortunately for the town's sake, and most likely your well-being, all famous people of the small city moved on, because as one of the Jesii said, "Ain't nothin' happenin' here. Let's roll." The town eventually slumped into a suspended state of being, where it seemed as if nothing existed, or ever would and has continued to stagnate, sputter and stupefy any sense of an established existence ever since. In the late 21st century, Klamath Falls survived the worldwide nuclear holocaust via the exception of being too worthless to be worth blowing up. They then reinstituted slavery. Please note: residents of the area have experienced an unusually high occurrence of male pattern baldness. It is particularly prevalent in the computer support industry. There is currently no explanation for this phenomenon.
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