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| rdfs:comment | - Nancy knows you did it. Don't even try to lie to her. Confess! Confess! Nancy Grace's first ever claim to fame is that she was the one who made up the story and pointed fingers which led to the Salem Witch Trials of 1692. In court, she faked a trembling type of orgasm, which she learned to imitate after eavesdropping on and peeping into a couple of married neighbors who lived in a holey log cabin.
- Grace was a former criminal prosecutor and had excellent results in the courtroom. (That's not a joke, either. She legitimately was very successful as a prosecutor. Sleep tight, potheads.) She is one of the most despised conservatives in the eyes of the Drunken Peasants, primarily due to her extreme stance on drug legality.
- Bitter CNN Headline News Host who doesn't bother to do any research, she claimed that Chris Benoit may have killed his wife and son due to being "demoted from the Four Horsemen to RAW" setting American Journalism back fifty years. Keeps allowing Super Chico on her show as a form of medieval torture. Big Dave thought that out of all the cable yack shows she did the best job out of all them which tells you had sad that is. Played Grace Pander in the cult movie Death Race 2000.
- Nancy Ann Grace is a celebrity from season 13 of Dancing with the Stars.
- Nancy Ann Grace is the host of two shows on CourtTV who has allegedly committed lewd acts of zoophilia. During an episode of The Daily Show earlier this year, anchor Jon Stewart formally accused Grace of raping puppies on the evening of April 14, 2007. "Nancy Grace isn't in tonight... She's out raping puppies!" he said following a video montage about her musings on the Duke rape case. And then as the camera pulled away, Stewart stood up and shouted, "HEY! YOU CAN'T PROVE SHE WASN'T!!!" Grace and her representatives have not disputed Stewart's accusation of puppy rape. Grace utilizes the conservative party's main method of disagreement. This tactic is known as the "ALALALA CANT HEAR YOU" approach. When any individual unfortunate enough to appear on the show contradicts the opinion of Grace,
- Nancy Ann Grace (born October 23, 1959) is an American legal commentator, television host, television journalist, and former prosecutor. Widely considered America's top prosecutor, Grance was born in 1960-something. When you tune into her show, you can actually smell her soul rotting through the television screen. She is a dangerous and violent television host who shoots fire from her eyes. It is thought that she may be a distant relative of Medusa. She's also on the rag 24/7. She's a fat, annoying bitch that really needs to be euthanized. You know like that dog you hit on your way home at 3 a.m. after a drinking binge with a one legged Vietnamese hooker named Yum Yum. She also won't SHUT THE FUCK UP about the Casey Anthony story. Or Jodi Arias. (SERIOUSLY NANCY, CAN IT!) She also has a pr
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| abstract | - Nancy Ann Grace (born October 23, 1959) is an American legal commentator, television host, television journalist, and former prosecutor. Widely considered America's top prosecutor, Grance was born in 1960-something. When you tune into her show, you can actually smell her soul rotting through the television screen. She is a dangerous and violent television host who shoots fire from her eyes. It is thought that she may be a distant relative of Medusa. She's also on the rag 24/7. She's a fat, annoying bitch that really needs to be euthanized. You know like that dog you hit on your way home at 3 a.m. after a drinking binge with a one legged Vietnamese hooker named Yum Yum. She also won't SHUT THE FUCK UP about the Casey Anthony story. Or Jodi Arias. (SERIOUSLY NANCY, CAN IT!) She also has a prominent nasal blockage no doubt caused by constantly burying her nose squarely up her own ass. Her intern staff has admitted that she wears the same bra everyday because she believes it was the same that John Wilkes Booth used to strangle President Lincoln.
- Nancy Ann Grace is the host of two shows on CourtTV who has allegedly committed lewd acts of zoophilia. During an episode of The Daily Show earlier this year, anchor Jon Stewart formally accused Grace of raping puppies on the evening of April 14, 2007. "Nancy Grace isn't in tonight... She's out raping puppies!" he said following a video montage about her musings on the Duke rape case. And then as the camera pulled away, Stewart stood up and shouted, "HEY! YOU CAN'T PROVE SHE WASN'T!!!" Grace and her representatives have not disputed Stewart's accusation of puppy rape. Grace utilizes the conservative party's main method of disagreement. This tactic is known as the "ALALALA CANT HEAR YOU" approach. When any individual unfortunate enough to appear on the show contradicts the opinion of Grace, he/she/it is promptly separated from their microphone feed. This assures viewers that any ragtag scraps of common sense of fairness never reach their sensitive, sheltered eyes.
- Nancy knows you did it. Don't even try to lie to her. Confess! Confess! Nancy Grace's first ever claim to fame is that she was the one who made up the story and pointed fingers which led to the Salem Witch Trials of 1692. In court, she faked a trembling type of orgasm, which she learned to imitate after eavesdropping on and peeping into a couple of married neighbors who lived in a holey log cabin.
- Grace was a former criminal prosecutor and had excellent results in the courtroom. (That's not a joke, either. She legitimately was very successful as a prosecutor. Sleep tight, potheads.) She is one of the most despised conservatives in the eyes of the Drunken Peasants, primarily due to her extreme stance on drug legality.
- Bitter CNN Headline News Host who doesn't bother to do any research, she claimed that Chris Benoit may have killed his wife and son due to being "demoted from the Four Horsemen to RAW" setting American Journalism back fifty years. Keeps allowing Super Chico on her show as a form of medieval torture. Big Dave thought that out of all the cable yack shows she did the best job out of all them which tells you had sad that is. Played Grace Pander in the cult movie Death Race 2000.
- Nancy Ann Grace is a celebrity from season 13 of Dancing with the Stars.
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