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| rdfs:comment | - Harold "Busta Rhymes" Turner is an Internet radio talk show host from New Joisey, known for his breathtaking kickboxing and his support of same-sex marriage between sperm whales. His program, The Hal Turner Super-Awesome-Rad-Fun-Time Experience, is viewed by tens of people every Wednesday. Turner is married to Phyllis Diller, has one son, and identifies himself as the second coming of Christ.
- Hal Turner was a field agent working for CTU Los Angeles during Day 6. He worked with Jack Bauer, Mike Doyle, and Agent Ryan over the course of the day. Bill Buchanan trained him for his duties at CTU.
- Hal Turner is a great American radio host and commentator who speaks for one of society's most oppressed, underserved groups: paranoid racists. (He is of course not racist himself, but you gotta play to the audience.) When he's not providing helpful hints on staying stylish after the Rapture or preparing for the impending race war on a budget, Hal is decorating his North Bergen home or trolling surfing Hannidate looking for men to join in Bible study (if that's what the kids are calling it nowadays).
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| abstract | - Hal Turner is a great American radio host and commentator who speaks for one of society's most oppressed, underserved groups: paranoid racists. (He is of course not racist himself, but you gotta play to the audience.) When he's not providing helpful hints on staying stylish after the Rapture or preparing for the impending race war on a budget, Hal is decorating his North Bergen home or trolling surfing Hannidate looking for men to join in Bible study (if that's what the kids are calling it nowadays). Hal is a close friend friend distant acquaintance of Sean Hannity's, and frequently might have once called in to his radio show. He also worked for volunteered for might have once walked by Pat Buchanan's campaign headquarters, but who remembers? Hal is also influential in legal circles, and recently exercised his Constitutional right to free speech by telling his online friends where they could meet and greet with a few judges. Image:PorchToilet.jpg Image:JesusRebel.jpg Hey Ma!Pack your banjo and chewin' t'backer, we fixin' to enjoy us someHal Turner
- Harold "Busta Rhymes" Turner is an Internet radio talk show host from New Joisey, known for his breathtaking kickboxing and his support of same-sex marriage between sperm whales. His program, The Hal Turner Super-Awesome-Rad-Fun-Time Experience, is viewed by tens of people every Wednesday. Turner is married to Phyllis Diller, has one son, and identifies himself as the second coming of Christ.
- Hal Turner was a field agent working for CTU Los Angeles during Day 6. He worked with Jack Bauer, Mike Doyle, and Agent Ryan over the course of the day. Bill Buchanan trained him for his duties at CTU.
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