| rdfs:comment | - Gillian McKeith is a Scottish television presenter and writer. She is the former host in the UK of Channel 4's You Are What You Eat and is also the author of several books about nutrition. She will be entering the Celebrity Big Brother 17 house as a Houseguest.
- I think i'm a Dr Professor Sir Lordess Madame Gillian McKeith Lemon (born 1959) is a Scottish nutritionist, television presenter, and writer. She is the leading nutritionist and poo expert in Britain, and is very well known for eating peoples poo samples. She is also known to stalk Carole from Big Brother 8 (you know the fat bisexual) and Michelle McManus for their poo, and even sticks bananas up their bums for their poo samples. She is well known because she keeps saying so, and no one denies it for very long because she can afford good lawyers. There is not much known about the origins of Dr McKeith except that it is rumoured she is the immortal love child of Gollum and Galadriel from Lord of the Rings. How these two fictional characters from J R Tolkein's classic got it on is not clear,
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| abstract | - Gillian McKeith is a Scottish television presenter and writer. She is the former host in the UK of Channel 4's You Are What You Eat and is also the author of several books about nutrition. She will be entering the Celebrity Big Brother 17 house as a Houseguest.
- I think i'm a Dr Professor Sir Lordess Madame Gillian McKeith Lemon (born 1959) is a Scottish nutritionist, television presenter, and writer. She is the leading nutritionist and poo expert in Britain, and is very well known for eating peoples poo samples. She is also known to stalk Carole from Big Brother 8 (you know the fat bisexual) and Michelle McManus for their poo, and even sticks bananas up their bums for their poo samples. She is well known because she keeps saying so, and no one denies it for very long because she can afford good lawyers. There is not much known about the origins of Dr McKeith except that it is rumoured she is the immortal love child of Gollum and Galadriel from Lord of the Rings. How these two fictional characters from J R Tolkein's classic got it on is not clear, but the evidence of such a union has managed to manifest itself in the form of Dr McKeith, and it may also explain her slightly worrying obsession with poo. Gillian McKeith has a PhD from the highly successful American University of Making Things Up (accredited by the American National Association of Made Up Things) where she developed her commitment to poo above all else except money. somewhere Her books You Are What Drivel You Swallow and The You Are What Drivel Cookbook sell in large numbers, which has led to one respected medically qualified nutritionist commenting: "boo hoo hoo, it's so unfair". McKeith is also the presenter of the Channel 4 TV show You Are What You Eat. It is reported that she herself eats greedy, devious old harridans.
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