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| rdfs:comment | - Without tradesmen this is about where history would have concluded, leaving only enough material to bore high school students for half a lesson. However, as it happened God remembered the number of the local electrician and as it was late... or early... (very hard to tell these things when existence doesn't exist) God simply thought bugger it and hired a bunch of men named Barry in an unregistered van to make the land, sea and all the plants and creatures that dwelleth upon it. God just made up the creation thing to impress the girlfriend with his DIY skills.
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| abstract | - Without tradesmen this is about where history would have concluded, leaving only enough material to bore high school students for half a lesson. However, as it happened God remembered the number of the local electrician and as it was late... or early... (very hard to tell these things when existence doesn't exist) God simply thought bugger it and hired a bunch of men named Barry in an unregistered van to make the land, sea and all the plants and creatures that dwelleth upon it. God just made up the creation thing to impress the girlfriend with his DIY skills. Ever since then tradesmen have been stepping in to plug the gaps in history left by the inabilities of common man, all for an exorbitant hourly rate and a few stale meat pies. The pyramids? Tradesmen. Mayan temples? Tradesmen. Barack Obama's election? Wait no, that was Aliens.
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