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  • Lying
  • Lying
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  • Sometimes the best jokes just fall in your lap...and then you butcher them. That's what happens to Jordan as he tries to prove to Josh that he has what it takes to be funny.
  • Scholars from Oxford to Nome have done a brazillion hours of research on the philosophy and linguistic characteristics of “lies”. But even with this massive library of research, they haven't been able to fully document what lie is, and how it works. In great part this is because the world is made up of absolute truths, and because everything is an absolute truth, studying lies is doomed to failure. Of course, some claim that these new scientists are people who lie, but as respected members of the scientific community, it is unlikely that they are promoting anything other than absolute truths.
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  • --06-27
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songtitle
  • "lying"
original upload date
  • Jun.6.2011
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Episode Number
  • 6
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  • #FFFFE1; color:#2B250B
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Video link
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cy9Yct0s6s|previous = Production Number 5
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  • Sometimes the best jokes just fall in your lap...and then you butcher them. That's what happens to Jordan as he tries to prove to Josh that he has what it takes to be funny.
  • Scholars from Oxford to Nome have done a brazillion hours of research on the philosophy and linguistic characteristics of “lies”. But even with this massive library of research, they haven't been able to fully document what lie is, and how it works. In great part this is because the world is made up of absolute truths, and because everything is an absolute truth, studying lies is doomed to failure. Luckily, there is a new branch of science dedicated to the study of absolute truths, and this offers us our greatest hope yet of understanding lies and how they work. From their work so far, we now understand that a lie is nothing more than an unvarnished absolute truth, and we therefore can treat lies with varnish to make them more palatable to the general populace. The main specimin tested upon for his lying was Ben Hawkins, a boy from Belper School. Of course, some claim that these new scientists are people who lie, but as respected members of the scientific community, it is unlikely that they are promoting anything other than absolute truths.
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