| rdfs:comment | - (We open to black with the caption:) Announcer/Jerk (v/o): Previously, on "The Ben Stiller Show..." (We cut to a model for a theme park.) Announcer (v/o): It's Oliver Stone Land! Oliver Stone/Ben Stiller: (Standing next to the model) A magical place, where the objective is not to escape, but to confront. Announcer/Jerk (v/o): And now, back to the not Ben Stiller Show goes to Disneyplace! (Cut back to the movie) Jerk (v/o): So, Milktoast MgGee and his boy (Jim and Elliott White) continue stalking these Beauxbaton drop outs (Sophie and Isabelle) onto the people hater-I mean, mover.
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| abstract | - (We open to black with the caption:) Announcer/Jerk (v/o): Previously, on "The Ben Stiller Show..." (We cut to a model for a theme park.) Announcer (v/o): It's Oliver Stone Land! Oliver Stone/Ben Stiller: (Standing next to the model) A magical place, where the objective is not to escape, but to confront. Announcer/Jerk (v/o): And now, back to the not Ben Stiller Show goes to Disneyplace! (Cut back to the movie) Jerk (v/o): So, Milktoast MgGee and his boy (Jim and Elliott White) continue stalking these Beauxbaton drop outs (Sophie and Isabelle) onto the people hater-I mean, mover. Elliott White: (Notices Sophie and Isabelle) They're pretty, huh? Jim White: Well...uh...pretty...I mean, it depends on your definition of pretty. Elliott: Is Mommy pretty? Jim: Your mother? Yeah, she's beautiful! Elliott: I think so, too. Jim: Yeah, I mean, not in a classical sense. More in an Emily Dickinson, kind of bookish, Tina Fey kind of thing. (We then cut to a clip from "30 Rock." She's just got married to Criss Cross dressed as Princess Leia in "Star Wars: Episode IV.") Liz Lemon (Played by Tina Fey): (to Jack Donaghy) You know, I'm attractive! I've got cheek bones and a pair you can do something with! Jerk (v/o): Then they (Jim and Elliott) follow them (Sophie and Isabelle) onto Space Mountain, kind of. (Sophie and Isabelle go to a green screened Space Mountain.) Elliott: Space Mountain? Jim: What's the matter? Elliott/Jerk (v/o): It's not really over there, it's just a green wall. Jim/Jerk (v/o): There is no green, silly! We exist in a bleak grey world of drab colorlessness! ( “The turkey legs are really from emus” myth was not started by this movie, but has been around for years.) (The woman fiddles with the big gem, hung from the necklace she’s wearing. Jim is mesmerized by it.) Jerk (v/o): OH, GOD, NOW THIS FANTASY’S JUST EVIL, YOU’RE GOING TOO FAR… (We cut to Jim and Sara taking a ferry back to the park.) It was real? He actually had an affair with a woman he just met, while his daughter was in the other room, watching whatever the Christ this is? (It looked like they were watching some weird music video.) It’s not bad enough that he just lost his job, but now he’s putting his MARRIAGE IN JEOPARDY?!?!
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