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| rdfs:comment | - 9-Eleven was a world-wide chain of convenience stores and terror cells, dedicated to serve the needs of those who seek to overthrow whichever hated oppressor is in Vogue at the time, but with the added convenience of being open 24 hours a day. The oppressor in question has changed a lot over the hundreds of years since the chain's inception, but has generally included such entities as kings, Empires and governments.
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| Slogan | - Always gonna fuck you up.
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| abstract | - 9-Eleven was a world-wide chain of convenience stores and terror cells, dedicated to serve the needs of those who seek to overthrow whichever hated oppressor is in Vogue at the time, but with the added convenience of being open 24 hours a day. The oppressor in question has changed a lot over the hundreds of years since the chain's inception, but has generally included such entities as kings, Empires and governments.
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