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  • A perfect article
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  • A perfect article has to begin by mentioning enough to intrigue the reader without saying too much, so it stays interesting. A good introduction uses no more than two sentences. Well, ok, let’s say three sentences but this is it, unless of course the author decides to write more than one paragraph in the introduction of his article.
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  • perfect article.ogg
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  • A perfect spoken article
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  • Uncyclopedia has a perfect spoken version of this article.
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  • A perfect article has to begin by mentioning enough to intrigue the reader without saying too much, so it stays interesting. A good introduction uses no more than two sentences. Well, ok, let’s say three sentences but this is it, unless of course the author decides to write more than one paragraph in the introduction of his article. In that case, it’s possible to use four sentences. Maybe even five but only if there is something really interesting to tell. By the way, that reminds me of a story: one day I read a perfect article in which there were six sentences in the introduction; how funny was that!