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| rdfs:comment | - Third only to the horrendous turds known as Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus, L. Adam is one of the most crappiest and annoying singers on this Earth. To warm up his vocals, he simply gets kicked in the crotch and gets his skull smashed with a sledgehammer... repeatedly. He sings with the voice of a eunich strangling a hairless cat while taking a shit on the rug. His body is littered with strange repulsive markings from an extraterrestrial civilization. While L. Adam is quite good at blending in with common people, he finds himself troubled when beautiful naked men appear before him because it expands his dong.
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| abstract | - Third only to the horrendous turds known as Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus, L. Adam is one of the most crappiest and annoying singers on this Earth. To warm up his vocals, he simply gets kicked in the crotch and gets his skull smashed with a sledgehammer... repeatedly. He sings with the voice of a eunich strangling a hairless cat while taking a shit on the rug. His body is littered with strange repulsive markings from an extraterrestrial civilization. While L. Adam is quite good at blending in with common people, he finds himself troubled when beautiful naked men appear before him because it expands his dong.
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