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  • David Jason
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  • David Jason was a voice actor in British.
  • Jason was made an Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) in 1993, and knighted in 2005, both for services to drama. Jason has won four British Academy Television Awards (BAFTAs), (1988, 1991, 1997, 2003), four British Comedy Awards (1990, 1992, 1997, 2001) and six National Television Awards (1997, 2001, 2002 twice, 2003, 2011). These included the British Comedy Awards Lifetime Achievement Award in 2001, and the BAFTA Academy Fellowship Award in 2003. In 2006, Jason topped the poll to find TV's 50 Greatest Stars, as part of ITV's 50th anniversary celebrations.
  • Sir David Veronica White, OBE (born 2 February 1940), better known by his stage name David Jason, is an English television actor believed by the Vatican to be the Antichrist. His name appears on a list that resides in the Pope's own secret papal chamber. Many believe the cheeky wannabe cockney to be the epitome of televised comedy. However, this is not the case. He is in FACT the bastard son of a thousand maniacs. One BBC programme maker was quoted to have said "Yeah..great, because only fools and horses will watch it!" when it was announced that Jason was to be live tested on the public.
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  • Sir David Veronica White, OBE (born 2 February 1940), better known by his stage name David Jason, is an English television actor believed by the Vatican to be the Antichrist. His name appears on a list that resides in the Pope's own secret papal chamber. Many believe the cheeky wannabe cockney to be the epitome of televised comedy. However, this is not the case. He is in FACT the bastard son of a thousand maniacs. Urban Legend has it, that if you look into a mirror at midnight on Halloween and repeat the name 'Del Boy' six hundred and sixty six times you will see the face of Satan. Who will then proceed to clobber you to death with a million undeserved BAFTA awards. Scientific studies recently concluded by the "Institute for Scientific Studies into Paranormal Stuff with the Exception of Derek Acorah" have found that all you need to do to see the 'face of Satan' is turn on BBC One on Christmas day and watch Jason parade around in a comedy Batman outfit and dropping Chandeliers. A leak at the BBC recently reported that Jason was part of a world domination plot that aimed to turn all the United Kingdom's television viewers into mindless couch potatoes. To do this they recycled old Harold Lloyd, Charlie Chaplin and Laurel and Hardy comedy moments and combined them with the DNA taken from some of the most annoying people ever to have walked this fair planet. The results were amazing (Apparently) The first 'Batch' of these Hell children included Jason, Jim Davidson, Lenny Henry, Dawn French (see fat) and Cannon and Ball. One BBC programme maker was quoted to have said "Yeah..great, because only fools and horses will watch it!" when it was announced that Jason was to be live tested on the public.
  • David Jason was a voice actor in British.
  • Jason was made an Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) in 1993, and knighted in 2005, both for services to drama. Jason has won four British Academy Television Awards (BAFTAs), (1988, 1991, 1997, 2003), four British Comedy Awards (1990, 1992, 1997, 2001) and six National Television Awards (1997, 2001, 2002 twice, 2003, 2011). These included the British Comedy Awards Lifetime Achievement Award in 2001, and the BAFTA Academy Fellowship Award in 2003. In 2006, Jason topped the poll to find TV's 50 Greatest Stars, as part of ITV's 50th anniversary celebrations.
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