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| rdfs:comment | - Sunbury is an undergound district in Australia it is mainly inhabited by bogans these bogans maybe somewhat unaware that they are underground. Since they have been living here since 1883 soon after the first Ashes test cricket match played in Sunbury. At the time the one good place in Sunbury hosted the match but after the cricketers left the oval the locals mugged them and kicked them off on a train to The City of Love. After the Sunbury test shenanigans these cricketers had decided never to go there ever again on the grounds of their own safety and sanity. So then the people with properties outside Sunbury manned the perimeter of the town with Dynamite to blow it under the ground. But they used so much the town was shot approx 400 meters underground, the locals hadn't noticed until 1890
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| Motto | - Why dig a hole when you can go to Sunbury
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| Opening Hours | - Shut off from public when possible
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| abstract | - Sunbury is an undergound district in Australia it is mainly inhabited by bogans these bogans maybe somewhat unaware that they are underground. Since they have been living here since 1883 soon after the first Ashes test cricket match played in Sunbury. At the time the one good place in Sunbury hosted the match but after the cricketers left the oval the locals mugged them and kicked them off on a train to The City of Love. After the Sunbury test shenanigans these cricketers had decided never to go there ever again on the grounds of their own safety and sanity. So then the people with properties outside Sunbury manned the perimeter of the town with Dynamite to blow it under the ground. But they used so much the town was shot approx 400 meters underground, the locals hadn't noticed until 1890 as they just thought it was a storm or something. Over the next hundred years the town grew into an underground city as people on the outside of the hole referred it as Scumbury. If you have a V-line train timetable you will notice a sunbury stop it is really a lift surrounded by armed guards. Passers through this lift are given a sanity and eye test before they can take a train and will be shot on sight if they carry a knife or other cutlery. Recently a government add Campain has urged people not to go to Sunbury for their own safety titled "Sunburied". However there is currently a rumor spreading around that the real culprit of Sunbury being shot underground is Brother Kyle who if you didn't know is one angry dude. The reasoning is that there was a reported mushroom cloud and with no nukes around it must have been Brother Kyle. Even though he is currently in year nine at Daylesford Secondary College that is no excuse for being around over one hundred years ago to blow up Sunbury. Usually in this sort of offence he would be taken to prison but the government awarded him a medal for ensuring the safety of the entire state by getting rid of The unspeakable hole. At least it's not Diggers...
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