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  • Ancient Order of Tootsie Roll Farmers
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  • In 404 A.D., a sulfur rain poured down over the world for months killing all of the free growing Tootsie fields known to man. Soon, the burden these three men held on their shoulders would lead to the fall of Rome, and the collapse of Mayan culture, but the Ancient Order of Tootsie Roll Framers would live on. The order's numbers would grow over the years to include people from all walks of life, including artists, architects, half-retarded strongmen, philosophers, circus freaks, and even scientists. The society would form a pledge and design levels of the order to protect from 1 man ever gaining too much control over the Tootsie.
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  • In 404 A.D., a sulfur rain poured down over the world for months killing all of the free growing Tootsie fields known to man. Soon, the burden these three men held on their shoulders would lead to the fall of Rome, and the collapse of Mayan culture, but the Ancient Order of Tootsie Roll Framers would live on. The order's numbers would grow over the years to include people from all walks of life, including artists, architects, half-retarded strongmen, philosophers, circus freaks, and even scientists. The society would form a pledge and design levels of the order to protect from 1 man ever gaining too much control over the Tootsie.