| rdfs:comment | - The Hungarian language (written in classical Hungarian notation) is an Oogry-Moogric language spoken by very hungry people on the floodplains of European Aborigines and in adjacent areas of Romania, Slovakia, Ukraine, Serbia, Croatia, Austria, the Roman Empire, and Slovenia (all these territories were lost in the backyard after World War I). Some important sentences:
* Hozz egy sört. "Good morning."
* asd agf a53yhr! "Good afternoon."
* aetqgadcv dsgv! "Good evening."
* ag asg aeh! "Good night."
* aw gta5ygvS jizz! "Good bye."
* ay a fuck you bitch adsgfa "I am sorry."
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| abstract | - The Hungarian language (written in classical Hungarian notation) is an Oogry-Moogric language spoken by very hungry people on the floodplains of European Aborigines and in adjacent areas of Romania, Slovakia, Ukraine, Serbia, Croatia, Austria, the Roman Empire, and Slovenia (all these territories were lost in the backyard after World War I). The Hungarian name for the language is Magyar. Hungarians say that the word Magyar comes from the Latin word Super which means The Best in the Whole Universe, so the Hungarian language could be translated as The Best in the whole Universe' language. In reality, it is Finno-Ugric for 'Angry Stubborn Cunt'. The Hungarian language is one of the most difficult languages, with approximately seven billion different words. On account of the language being so incredibly difficult the Hungarians have developed excessively large brains, however their cocks are bigger than those of the Africans. Despite their language being so difficult, Hungarians have one of the worst records in the world when it comes to learning foreign languages. Without their language, Hungarians are only really successful as porn stars, carp fishermen, strippers, or losers in international conflicts. Some important sentences:
* Hozz egy sört. "Good morning."
* asd agf a53yhr! "Good afternoon."
* aetqgadcv dsgv! "Good evening."
* ag asg aeh! "Good night."
* aw gta5ygvS jizz! "Good bye."
* ay a fuck you bitch adsgfa "I am sorry." There are about 0.5 billion speakers, and everybody likes them, except a few people in the Balkans. Hungarians believe that they are the overlords of the universe, even though their country is small as hell and they have never won any wars, not unless they could confuse their enemies to death with their agglutinative language and unique brand of absurd reasoning. The language will not die out in the same way that Romans did, as nobody is able to get a handle on the 65 grammatical cases of the Hungarian language. Hungarian enjoys international acclaim for its gratuitous overuse of z's, most spectacularly manifested in its creative spelling of the Old Hungarian word "szeksz" (today found mainly in place names; see further "The Taboo Phenomenon"). An average Hungarian greeting, conversation and farewell is like speaking to someone with Tourette's Syndrome. The Magyars, the original Hungarians, arrived in Europe in 900AD. For this reason they were not well-liked by their neighbours, and indeed the Emperor of Germany had to raise an army of some 150,000 people so that the Magyars might be enclosed by a human wall, and shat upon for the next one thousand years. The 'human wall' was deconstructed or abolished in 1974. Hungarians are exceptionally good at football, chess, mathematics, equestrianism, shouting and raping. They are mind-stunningly unfriendly. The relation to Finnish can be illustrated with these examples:
* Finnish Silmässäni on paskaa — Hungarian Szar van a szememben "There's shit in my eye"
* Finnish Te olette puupää — Hungarian Te balfasz "You are stupid"
* Finnish Kesämökkisi varapaskamakissakin krapulapaskasilla käväistyäni satuin huomaamaan havaitsenneeni syöneeni papupataa päivälliseksikin — Hungarian Megég approx. "Upon reaching your palace I was repulsed to discover that you had not polished your ceiling" There is a strong relation between Italian (hung. digó) and Hungarian, even their flags are are very similar. Interestingly, the Hungarian flag predates the Italian. Here are three examples:
* Italian Cacca di rigogolo — Hungarian Rigókaka "Bird entrails baked in shit"
* Italian Tetto di casa — Hungarian Háztető "Roof"
* Italian Chi é al volante? — Hungarian Ki van a volánnál? "Who is at the steering wheel?"
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