| abstract | - The Sector Seven Mobile Command Unit is an information control campaign. The government organization Sector Seven orchestrated a road tour of Sector Seven agents in order to convince the general public that N.B.E.s are definitely not real and definitely not in a cage in the back of their tour truck. The Mobile Command Unit scheduled stops at various cinemas across America, where the movie-going public is filtered into the truck, told there are absolutely no Transformers, and, in theory, sent on their way. The agents are also interested in whether civilians are displaying any flu-like symptoms or Ear Fungus. However, these interrogations are invariably interrupted by a communication from Sector Seven Command which includes a very well-edited and scored satellite video feed of an alien robot attack in Qatar, despite the Unit's agents' protests. At the end of this embarrassing interruption, the civilians are asked to forget they saw the footage and are released, and reminded to UTH ("Use The Handrails", try to keep up with the acronyms). Occasionally, the agents would stop passerby by calling their name and "requesting" that they come with them into the trailer to "discuss" certain matters. No, the trailer did not just shake. That wasn't a thud you heard. In fact, what passerby are you talking about? Posters and stickers are available outside, and in some cases, cinnamon-scented air fresheners for your car.
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