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| rdfs:comment | - One time Wayne Kest, had a fight with a metermaid, for being a white bisexual transvestite. His parents proudly thanked her and threw Wayne into the basement again. He cried for 3 hours. And swore to dedicate his life to becoming a normal person again. At the age of 16 both of his parents died. Wayne killed them during their Super Bowl marathon. He showed no mercy, and he ran away from home. After going through hundreds of foster family's, he finally came in the hands of a man called Michael Jackson. They slept with each other, in the same bed and often Michael would rub Wayne over his legs. They stayed together for about 2 years. Then Wayne changed his name into Wayne Jackson. Later he would find out his parents came back from death. Wayne was terrified and Michael sued his parents. But h
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| abstract | - One time Wayne Kest, had a fight with a metermaid, for being a white bisexual transvestite. His parents proudly thanked her and threw Wayne into the basement again. He cried for 3 hours. And swore to dedicate his life to becoming a normal person again. At the age of 16 both of his parents died. Wayne killed them during their Super Bowl marathon. He showed no mercy, and he ran away from home. After going through hundreds of foster family's, he finally came in the hands of a man called Michael Jackson. They slept with each other, in the same bed and often Michael would rub Wayne over his legs. They stayed together for about 2 years. Then Wayne changed his name into Wayne Jackson. Later he would find out his parents came back from death. Wayne was terrified and Michael sued his parents. But his parents weren't stupid. They sued Michael, and they had Wayne testify that Michael molested him. Michael was so shocked that he took a boobjob and a few operations to his face.
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