| rdfs:comment | - In 1946, White decided that his time in hiding was over. He moved to Moscow and assembled some of the most elite musicians of his time, including drummer Meg White, dancer and mascot Bez White and saxophonist Jimmy White. Jimmy White was rumored to be Jack White's transsexual mother. However, since Jack White is a robot, any talk of parentage is simply White noise. Finally, in 1985, The White Stripes released their first album, entitled I like Boobies.
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| abstract | - In 1946, White decided that his time in hiding was over. He moved to Moscow and assembled some of the most elite musicians of his time, including drummer Meg White, dancer and mascot Bez White and saxophonist Jimmy White. Jimmy White was rumored to be Jack White's transsexual mother. However, since Jack White is a robot, any talk of parentage is simply White noise. Jack White decided this group should be named The White Stripes, and their political ideology should be strictly White supremacy. However, since nobody would take a White supremist band seriously if they were all African-Americans, White ordered each band member to don either a mask or white makeup for every public appearance. He also decided that the world was ready for a rap-metal group. He was wrong. The White Stripes struggled in obscurity for almost 40 years, and White had to replace several band members with robots like himself due to their greater durability and lack of opinions about musical direction. Finally, in 1985, The White Stripes released their first album, entitled I like Boobies.
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