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  • Aldrich Ames
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  • Aldrich Hazen Ames (born May 26, 1941) is a former Central Intelligence Agency counterintelligence officer and analyst, who in 1994 was convicted of spying for the Soviet Union and Russia. So far as is known, Ames compromised the second-largest number of CIA assets—second only to those betrayed by Robert Hanssen. While spending nine years working in CIA counter-intelligence, he declared an annual income of $60,000 but his credit card spending of up to $30,000 a month funded a lifestyle that included a new Jaguar and a $540,000 house that was paid for in cash.
  • Ames worked for the CIA, but was found guilty of treason. When government officals came to arrest him he showed his true colors, and instantly shed his skin which contained Godzilla and a Martian combined. He easily escaped the government and took over the world. Curently his job entails that he run the world into the ground, destroying such countries as the Luxemburg, Poland, and naturally Krgyzstan. Alrdich Ames graduated from McLean High School when he was 18, that was over 1000 years ago. Currently Ames is recorded as the second oldest man in the world, next to Chuck Norris. Overall Ames is the most successful and the richest man in the world.
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conviction status
  • Incarcerated
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Birth Date
  • 1941-05-26
conviction penalty
  • life imprisonment
Spouse
  • María del Rosario Casas Dupuy
  • Nancy Segebarth
Name
  • Aldrich Ames
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  • Aldrich Ames
Birth Place
  • River Falls, Wisconsin, United States
Image size
  • 200
Occupation
  • former CIA officer and analyst and agent for the Soviet Union and later Russia
Parents
  • Carleton Cecil Ames
  • Rachel Aldrich Ames
abstract
  • Aldrich Hazen Ames (born May 26, 1941) is a former Central Intelligence Agency counterintelligence officer and analyst, who in 1994 was convicted of spying for the Soviet Union and Russia. So far as is known, Ames compromised the second-largest number of CIA assets—second only to those betrayed by Robert Hanssen. While spending nine years working in CIA counter-intelligence, he declared an annual income of $60,000 but his credit card spending of up to $30,000 a month funded a lifestyle that included a new Jaguar and a $540,000 house that was paid for in cash.
  • Ames worked for the CIA, but was found guilty of treason. When government officals came to arrest him he showed his true colors, and instantly shed his skin which contained Godzilla and a Martian combined. He easily escaped the government and took over the world. Curently his job entails that he run the world into the ground, destroying such countries as the Luxemburg, Poland, and naturally Krgyzstan. Alrdich Ames graduated from McLean High School when he was 18, that was over 1000 years ago. Currently Ames is recorded as the second oldest man in the world, next to Chuck Norris. Overall Ames is the most successful and the richest man in the world.