| abstract | - The year was probably 1785, at the beginning of the Great Mass-pwn1ng at Rick James Beach, when the need for a weapon combining nunchaku and nuclear warheads became a very real necessity for the forces of General I. Zacian. Knowing something had to be done about the penguins' X-wings and flying sumo wrestlers that would have a minimal cost in lives as well as look really cool, The government of China commissioned Potter to develop a nuclear nunchaku. The public quickly got wind of the project as lying had not been invented at the time. Many were shocked and questioned Potter's sanity, though they later admitted to being French, and a select few are said to have imploded upon hearing the news. At one point, the government threatened to pull Potter's funding as he failed repeatedly to give a decent presentation on his progress. It appeared as though this miracle weapon was nothing more than a distant daydream.
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