| abstract | - (The campers/former contestants come in one by one, all surprised to see one another. They’re all mortified to hear that Chris Mclean has returned as the host of the season once again. They are all split into two teams: the Heroes and the Villains. Some are proud to be in their team, while others feel like they do not belong.) Sugar: *raised eyebrow, glares at Heather* What’s SHE doing here? Isn’t this called TD: Redemption Brawl? She already won her season! She got the darn money! Heather: I was ROBBED! The MONEY fell into the VOLCANO, BURNED. ALL OF IT. Jacques: *waves to the camera* Hello, America! Lindsay: Wait, why am I in the Villains Team? Noah: *chuckles* I’m a villain. Owen: Little Noah isn’t a villain! He’s just a misunderstood nerd who has a horrible attitude, but recently found a girlfriend! Noah: *facepalms* Trent: Is Gwen here? Courtney: Shut up, lover boy, she’s over you. Trent: I didn’t say I was interested in her. Brick: *waves at Dakota, Zoey, Dawn, Scott, Anne-Maria* TD: Revenge of the Island fam, what up? Scott: Are you going through a mid-aged crisis? Scott: You talk weird. Dawn: I sense loneliness in your aura, Brick, what’s wrong? Brick: N-nothing… get away from me! Jasmine: I wish Shawn was here… Amy: You’re still with that freak? Pfft, get a life, please. Jasmine: The irony! Shawn obssesses over the undead, not the living! Scarlett: Look, Jasmine, you have problems if you’re into that guy – and that’s coming from me: a girl who tried to destroy the island. *pushes up glasses* I’m surprised they want me back. I guess they want drama! A purple cloud explodes in front of the cast, and Chris appears after the cloudy mist disappears. Chris: Drama, indeed! Welcome to Total Drama: S– Lindsay: Why am I in the Villains Team? Chris: …Did you just interrupt me? Lindsay: Wait, don’t I know you? Chris: Lindsay, it’s Chris. Lindsay: I don’t know a Chris. Chris: *rolls eyes*… Chip. Chip Mackitty. Lindsay: OMG, CHIP! IT’S BEEN SO LONG! Chris: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, by the way, you’re in the Villains team because we couldn’t get any more female villains to join the show again. Apparently, they’re “traumatized”. Chris: So since we couldn’t get anymore female villains, we got you, Lindsay, to join the Villains. Lindsay: But I’m not a villain! Chris: I know. Like I was saying before I got interrupted, welcome to Total Drama: Redemption Brawl! Chris: All of you have TRIED to win the grand prize, but you all failed… Owen, Heather, Zoey: I didn’t. Chris: …so you losers are going to fight for the grand prize once again! [Confessional Leshawna: I am PUMPED for this season! I’m back in the game, and this time, I ain’t gonna leave broke no more! Your favorite sista’s gonna CRUSH this game!] [Confessional Topher: *swipes out mirror and starts checkign reflection* I look goooood! *shoves mirror into pocket* Oh yeah, that’s right! The most attractive contestant to ever play the game is back here again, and this time, I’m going to win the million dollars!] Chris: Why don’t you all get to know each other first, and then we’ll get started on the challenge! (Topher, Noah, Courtney, Scarlett and Anne-Maria start talking strategy in one of the cabins.) Topher: Honestly, those three winners out there – they already got money, they don’t need anything more. Anne-Maria: That was exactly what I was thinking! They already won! Bah-bye, pack your bags, get your rich behind off the island! Courtney: Let’s make a pact. If our team loses this challenge, we all vote off Heather. Noah: Heather is a snake, she’s gotta go. Anne-Maria: And I’m gonna make sure, if we win, Zoey goes home in that team. She’s such a brat, a basic brat. I wanted to tell her to get skinny little red headed – (A horn blows, and the campers are called outside.) [Confessional Zoey: I’ve got to the Final 2 in this game before, and that’s going to be very threatening to the other contestants. I need my team to win this challenge to guarantee my safety!] [Confessional Noah: From what I’ve heard, people are targeting the winners, aka Owen and Heather and Zoey, and that’s sort of fine with me because that keeps the target off of my back. But, Owen is my number one ally in this game, I need to do a little manipulating to make sure he stays and survives this first elimination, but also in the same time, make sure that there’s a possibility Heather’s gonna pack her bags.] Chris: Welcome to our first challenge! This challenge is called, ‘Apple Pie Kingdom’! Each team must build a stable treehouse! From the treehouse, you must shoot apple pies to the other team’s treehouse! The first team to have all their members knocked out on the ground will face elimination! The other team will receive immunity! The guns for the apple pies are right next to your treehouse materials! GO! (The two teams scramble to their separate materials. Heather tries to boss her team around.) Sugar: What do YOU think you’re doing, little Miss Pageant Queen? Heather: Leading our team to victory! Get to work, PEASANT! After all, I am your queen. Sugar: *growls and breaks wooden plank* (The Heroes begin building their treehouse, but Dakota faints on their hardwork, destroying it all.) Zoey: DAKOTA! Oh my gosh! *runs towards Dakota, but zips past her to collect the fallen treehouse materials* Dakota: I’m sorry, you guys, I just felt a bit nausious… sorry, I don’t feel good. Zoey: *runs back and forth to try to rebuild the treehouse* Rodney: Zoey, are you okay? *he seems dreamy, and his pupils transform into little hearts* Jasmine: Zoey, slow down, you’re making me dizzy! Zoey: Get on your feet, come on! Get to work, you guys! [Confessional Dakota: *giggles as she applies pink lipstick* Did it work? Did you fall for it? *rubs stomach, as her face turns a shade of green* Awhh… my stomach hurts. OMG, I don’t feel good… is there a medic? *winks, and seems all fine again* I need my team to lose in order to vote off Zoey. I don’t trust her, and I came to play this season, so I’m gonna do what I gotta do.] DJ: We need another hammer, immediately! (A bear rushes in, scaring the Heroes, but it halts in front of Dawn, and reveals a hammer inside its mouth. It puts the hammer on the ground, and Dawn picks it up with a smile.) Dawn: *pets the bear* Gooooood boy! Good boy! (The bear rushes back away, scaring Zoey and making her leap into Rodney’s arms.) Rodney: *blushes, and drops Zoey* Zoooeeeyyy… *blushes* I’m flattered, but I have a girlfriend! Zoey: And I have a boyfriend? *scratches head in confusion* (The Villains build their treehouse while shouting loudly at each other. Anne-Maria and Amy are seen fighting for a hammer. Jacques successfully does a backflip but he lands on Scott and squashes him. Courtney and Topher are having a screaming match while Scarlett hammers in a nail, unimpressed. Lindsay watches from the back and is overwhelmed by all the chaos.) (The dust settles, and everyone stops.) Lindsay: This is a CHALLENGE! Not a WRESTLING MATCH! We’re supposed to build a treehouse, not tear each others’ guts out! Get your head in the GAME!! I expected MORE of you!! I am DISAPPOINTED!! Jacques: I am sorry, madame. Scarlett: I hate these losers too. Lindsay: WHY are you just standing there? GET. TO. WORK!! (Everyone scrambles off, with a nod and a soft ‘Yes, ma’am’ and get to work – silently.) (The Heroes’ treehouse is complete, but the Villains quickly finish theirs too.) (Owen fires an apple pie at the Villains’ treehouse.) Owen: Wow, that looks tasty. *licks his lips* I WANT IT! (Owen tries to weasel out of the open space in the treehouse, but he is held back by Zoey and Brick.) [Confessional Cody: It was like freaking Godzilla was there! I was watching, and I was frozen in spot, I was terrified. That’s for sure.] (Heather fires the Villains’ first apple pie at Owen, which smacks him in the face. He tumbles down and squashes Brick and Zoey. Heather fires another apple pie at Owen, and the pie shoves him right out of the treehouse.) (Thre is a hole on the wall shaped like Owen.) Cody: Sweet swiss cheese… (Noah fires a shot at the Heroes, successfully knocking both Dakota and Cody off the treehouse.) Sugar: BOO YAH! *high fives Noah* Zoey: Go big or go home! *fires an apple pie at the Villains* (The apple pie misses the treehouse.) (DJ takes over the pie gun, and he fires an apple pie at Sugar, and knocks her off the treehouse.) (Anne-Maria growls, and she marches towards the pie gun.) Anne-Maria: YOU WANT A LITTLE TASTE OF THIS? Leshawna: Bring it, baby! *bumps DJ away from the pie gun as she takes over* (Anne-Maria fires an apple pie at Leshawna, but she dodges the attack.) (Leshawna shoots an apple pie right into Anne-Maria’s hair, and she stumbles off the treehouse.) Leshawna: Leshawna in the house! (Time flies by, and both treehouses are painted with apple pies. Three players remain in each team. The Heroes have Leshawna, DJ and Zoey. The Villains have Heather, Jacques and Scott. Heather: You have the guts to fight? Zoey: Heck yeah, we do! *fires an apple pie* (Heather dodges the pie, and fires an apple pie right into Zoey’s face, but Zoey maintains her balance and wipes the pie right off her face.) Zoey: Is that all you got? (Zoey fires an apple pie at Heather, but she ducks and the pie slams Scott in the face – Scott tumbles off the treehouse.) Leshawna: OOH! You messed with the wrong white girl! DJ: Villains never get a happy ending, accept it! *laughs* (Heather growls, and she roars as she fires an apple pie at Zoey, but Zoey ducks and the pies slam DJ in the face. As he tumbles off the treehouse, he accidentally pushes Leshawna off the treehouse as well.) Zoey: *gasps* Oh my gosh! (Jacques smirks as he takes over the pie gun.) Jacques: Sweet dreams, flower girl. (Jacques fires a pie at Zoey, and the pie shoves her in the stomach, pushing her off to the edge of the treehouse. She stumbles and she hangs from the edge of the treehouse, grasping the edges desperately.) Zoey: ARGH! *slowly climbs up* (Heather fires one final pie, and it slams the treehouse, shaking it and shaking Zoey off as well – the final Hero is down.) Heather: And they lived happily ever after, *smirks*. (After the challenge, Anne-Maria, a Villain, visits Dakota, Leshawna and Jasmine in their cabin.) Anne-Maria: Who are you planning on voting off? Jasmine: Not sure, maybe Owen. He seems pretty useless. Anne-Maria: You ever thought of voting off Zoey? Dakota: *is too busy putting on make-up* Sounds good to me! Anne-Maria: She’s so bossy! I saw you people being bossed around by that brat! She doesn’t deserve to reach the Final 2 AGAIN. You’re not going to let that happen again, right? Dakota: Yeah, yeah. *applies blush* Jasmine: Those winners, they have to go ASAP. Leshawna: So, we’re voting Zoey off? Jasmine: Seems like it. I, personally, don’t really like her. I’m sure she’s nice and all, but I don’t like her as a member of our team. Anne-Maria: My job here is done. Toodles, ladies! Leshawna: *rolls eyes* Toodles. (Chris calls the campers outside, and announce that the losing team, Heroes, will play in another competition – the safety competition. The winner will receive safety from elimination, despite being on the losing team.) [Confessional Zoey: This competition might save my life in this game! If I win this, there’s a 0% chance I’m going home!] [Confessional Owen: I’d really like to win this competition because there’s been a lot of talk going on that people are targeting the winners, including me, even though… I never really… got… my money.] [Confessional Anne-Maria: I really hope that Zoey doesn’t win this competition. Period.] Chris: This safety competiton is called ‘One Down, Ten More To Go’. Write down on your chalkboard the name of your team member you want knocked out of the competition, that will cast one vote to that specific person. The person that receives the most votes in each round will be eliminated. This will go on until only one person stands. Chris: Round 1 starts now. Round 1: Leshawna has been eliminated. Round 2: Zoey has been eliminated. Round 3: Owen has been eliminated. Round 4: Rodney has been eliminated. Round 5: Trent has been eliminated. Round 6: Jasmine has been eliminated. Round 7: Cody has been eliminated. Round 8: Brick has been eliminated. Round 9: Dawn has been eliminated. (In the end, DJ and Dakota are the two remaining. Chris asked the final question; “How many episodes are there in total of all the Total Drama seasons, including the Ridonculous Race season?”) (Dakota answered 130, DJ answered 150. The correct answer was 120, and Dakota was given safety from elimination.) [Confessional Dakota: EEE! *squeals* I can’t believe I won that safety comp! EEE!] (The Heroes hang out in the cafeteria.) Rodney: Dakota, congratulations on winning the safety comp! Dakota: Thanks, Cody! You’re literally so sweet! *blows kiss at Cody* (Cody blushes.) [Confessional Dakota: Okay, so like, I have a boyfriend – Sam – and I love him with all my heart! But in order to win this game, I need to do a little flirting! I’m sorry, Sam, I love you – you know that!] Jasmine: Okay, who wants to dare me to chug down two cartons of rotten milk in thirty seconds? Dawn: *laughs* Isn’t that unhealthy? Jasmine: Aww, it’s okay! I’ll be fine! Dawn: Jasmine, you’re hilarious! Cody: You know what – Jasmine, I dare you to chug down that milk! *laughs* Jasmine: You got it, mister! [Confessional Cody: Jasmine is hilarious!] [Confessional Dawn: I love Jasmine so much, oh my gosh! But I sense something negative in her future VERY SOON! Something like… death… might be all that milk.] (In the cabin, Owen, Trent, Brick, DJ and Cody begin talking strategy.) DJ: Us five guys, we’re real good. We can go really far if we stick together, and stay loyal. Cody: Is this an alliance? Brick: Goodness, I hope so! I’m all in for an all guys alliance! Owen: Let’s pink swear on it! Trent: Sure, big guy! Alliance to the end! Brick: Okay, serious talk now… who are we voting off? Obviously not Dakota. DJ: A lot of people are saying they want Zoey out. Cody: Why not just go with the majority? Owen: I don’t want Zoey out. That’s why. Trent: I think Zoey is a fierce competitior, and that’s good for our team. Keep her around a little bit, let her win a few challenges for our team, then get her out right before the merge! Cody: I like the sound of that! *high fives Trent* DJ: Dakota was fainting and all that in the challenge, doesn’t seem real to me. I think she’s faking. Brick: That’s what I was just thinking about! I love Dakota to death outside this island, but she seems so sneaky this season! Owen: Since we can’t vote off Dakota… DJ: Why not vote off her closest ally? Jasmine. Cody: But SO many people want Zoey gone! We’re going to put big targets on our backs! If we’re not in the majority of the votes, we could be in some hot water! Trent: Then why don’t we GET into the majority? If we vote off Jasmine, we’re automatically in the majority of the votes. Zoey is obviously voting off someone else, not sure if it’s Jasmine, but if we convince her to, then she’ll vote her off! [Confessional Cody: I am extremely hesisitant to vote Jasmine off… I’ve made a really cool bond and friendship with her. I don’t think I’m ready to let go of her just yet. She can help me throughout this game, while on the other hand, Zoey… oh boy, Zoey and I haven’t really connected these past few days.] (Zoey, Leshawna and Dawn begin chatting in their cabin.) Zoey: I know a lot of people are going to vote me off because they see me as a threat and whatever. I just want to get both of your opinions, like are you voting me off? Be honest, please. I just really wanna stay in this game. Dawn: Actually, Trent, he told me that there were already five solid votes against Jasmine. So, if you vote off Jasmine, you might stay in the game. Zoey: Are you serious? OMG! Leshawna: Let me tell you this, I really like you as a person, Zoey. And I love being around you so much! Leshawna: But Dakota, Jasmine and Anne-Maria hate your guts. Leshawna: Not sure about Dakota, she was a bit iffy to me. She was too busy putting on makeup, *laughs*. Zoey: That’s Dakota for you! So, are you voting me off? Leshawna: I don’t think so… you know what would be fun? If we flip the votes and blindside Jasmine! Leshawna: Mhm, 5 solid votes are already against her. Why not send three more votes to seal her fate? Zoey, I don’t think you’re going anywhere anytime soon. (Leshawna and Jasmine have a private talk outside.) Jasmine: I’ve overheard a lot of people saying they don’t want Zoey gone… and I heard your name pop in as like one of the people who aren’t going to vote her off. Leshawna: Yeah, no, I’m 100% voting her off, don’t worry. Like, I told her a bunch of stuff like, “Oh you’re safe, don’t worry”, and it’s going to be the biggest blindside of the season! Jasmine: Me and Dakota could really help you and help each other throughout this game. We can really control this game, and it makes no sense for you to not vote Zoey off since she’s coming after you. Jasmine: That’s what she told me, I don’t know if it was like strategy or whatever. [Confessional Jasmine: I had to lie to Leshawna in order for her to vote Zoey off. I will do anything to win this time, and I’m not afraid to manipulate, backstab and betray.] Jasmine: So, if we take Zoey off first, one of them all one by one are going to fall. And that’s just because me, you and Dakota! It’s like a power trio! Leshawna: Mhmm, sounds cool. Jasmine: We’ll keep each other all safe, all up until the Final 3, and for this season – I really want two strong black women in the Final 2, and I truly believe me and you could fill those spots! Leshawna: GIRL, YES! Count me on it! [Confessional Leshawna: I was dead set on voting Jasmine off, but now, she brings up a good offer to the table and I’m a little bit conflicted. I have to rethink my decision.] (The voting begins in the confessional booth. The way to vote is to write down the name of the contestant you want eliminated on an old piece of cloth. The cloths will be collected by Chris, who will reveal one vote, one by one.) Leshawna: I’ve been rethinking my decision again and again, I still don’t know if it’s the right thing to do. Trent: Me and my boys plan on sailing to the Final 5 together, and we all decided on one thing. Dawn: This game is crazy, and I don’t know what to expect. Zoey’s a threat, but so is Jasmine. It just depends on who I’ve bonded with more and who I feel will bring me to the end more. Cody: Making this decision sucks, I don’t what to do. I honestly am so confused… my alliance is telling me one thing, but my brain is telling me another. I just have to go with my gut. Trent: I vote to evict Jasmine. Dawn: I vote to evict Jasmine. Cody: I vote to evict Zoey. (Everyone’s votes are counted, and the elimination ceremony begins.) Chris: Let’s see the votes. First vote goes to Zoey (casted by Dakota). (Zoey frowns.) Chris: Second vote goes to Zoey (Jasmine's vote). Third vote goes to Jasmine (Trent's vote). (Jasmine raises an eyebrow.) Chris: Two votes Zoey, one vote Jasmine. Next vote goes to Jasmine (DJ's vote). We’re tied up, two votes Zoey, two votes Jasmine. (Chris reveals a piece of cloth with the name ‘Jasmine’ scribbled on it.) Chris: Another vote for Jasmine (Dawn). (Chris reveals a piece of cloth with the name ‘Jasmine’ written on it.) Chris: Another vote for Jasmine (Zoey). That’s four votes Jasmine and two votes Zoey. (Chris reveals a piece of cloth with the name ‘Zoey’ scribbled on it.) Chris: Zoey (Cody). That’s four votes Jasmine, three votes Zoey. (Chris reveals a piece of cloth with the name ‘Jasmine’ scribbled on it.) Chris: Jasmine (Leshawna). Four votes Zoey, five votes Jasmine. Chris: Next vote goes to… (Chris reveals a piece of cloth with the name ‘Jasmine’ scribbled on it.) Chris: Jasmine (Owen). Next vote goes to… (Chris reveals a piece of cloth with the name ‘Jasmine’ scribbled on it.) Chris: Jasmine, you are the first camper eliminated from Total Drama: Redemption Brawl. (Jasmine gasps in shock, as Dakota and Cody sit silently – stunned.) Chris: No words, Jasmine! Go board the Boat of Losers, immediately. Stay tuned for the next episode of Total Drama: Redemption Brawl, where another camper is sent packing!
|
