| rdfs:comment | - DJ Aligator, or Mustafa Renshaw Muscet Mustache Theiran, commonly known as Ali, was born on an unknown day under an unknown moon. His place of birth is, however, known to be Tehran, Iran. The two sucssessive ans just being an coincidence, he ended up becoming the youngest member of a rather large family of four. Despite the fact that the family consisted of four separate members, none of them made out of gold, he was a lone child, ergo he had no siblings. What he had, on the other hand, was two mothers and one father. Of course only one of the three possible combinations of parents (one automatically excluded from the lack of a willy) led to the creation of Him, The Musical Genious. But unsettling events, including the cunfusion between two identical babies, a pack of wolves and a father l
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| abstract | - DJ Aligator, or Mustafa Renshaw Muscet Mustache Theiran, commonly known as Ali, was born on an unknown day under an unknown moon. His place of birth is, however, known to be Tehran, Iran. The two sucssessive ans just being an coincidence, he ended up becoming the youngest member of a rather large family of four. Despite the fact that the family consisted of four separate members, none of them made out of gold, he was a lone child, ergo he had no siblings. What he had, on the other hand, was two mothers and one father. Of course only one of the three possible combinations of parents (one automatically excluded from the lack of a willy) led to the creation of Him, The Musical Genious. But unsettling events, including the cunfusion between two identical babies, a pack of wolves and a father lacking the funds to raise two kids, made it impossible to tell from whom He had erupted. He would already at an early age start to show his musical creativity. At the age of five or six he had made several sketches of what would become his first opera The DJ Aligator eXperiment. He had also managed to design and construct an instrument consisting exclusively of computer components. This would later be known as the synthesizer. While other kids of his age fooled around the house chasing one another, and wrestling Ali would rather stand next to the guy playing the keyboard, telling him off for his lack of innovation and virtuosity. As he got no response to his comments, he would progress to fixing his gaze on a certain point at the back of the man's head, staring intensly upon it until nothing happened and he would give up. Then, finally, after several years of practice, on his tenth birthday, he would finally manage what he had wanted to do ever since the day the guy playing the keyboard sat foot in his house: Assissted by a magnifying lense, he managed to burn a hole in the guys neck killing him instantly. From that day on no one but He has been allowed to play the keyboard at His Mansion.
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