| rdfs:comment | - It all began one day when I realized I could not concentrate. Hmm... Recent Changes... I wanted so badly to dedicate myself to my work and my I'm kinda hungry... ...my... darn it, lost my train of thought. So yeah. Image:WheeeADD.png ADD! I hereby challenge thee to a duel! To the death! ADD lunges for my throat yelling, "NINJAS!" I grab his wrist and twist him over with a sharp, "I need to graduate!" He grins at me. "Aren't you hungry?" I parry his grin with a smirking, "I just ate." Not to be defeated so quickly, he dances over to IRC, drawing my attention with him. ... "But--" "I don't care."
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| abstract | - It all began one day when I realized I could not concentrate. Hmm... Recent Changes... I wanted so badly to dedicate myself to my work and my I'm kinda hungry... ...my... darn it, lost my train of thought. So yeah. Image:WheeeADD.png ADD! I hereby challenge thee to a duel! To the death! ADD lunges for my throat yelling, "NINJAS!" I grab his wrist and twist him over with a sharp, "I need to graduate!" He grins at me. "Aren't you hungry?" I parry his grin with a smirking, "I just ate." Not to be defeated so quickly, he dances over to IRC, drawing my attention with him. "NO!" I yell. I avert mine eyes out of reverence. "There's work to be done." ...Needless to say, I'm not perfect, and I falter for a bit. But enraged by this failing, I turn on him, a sword of determination raised. "Fine," he says. And with that, ADD wipes my mind blank. ... AAAEEEUUURRGGHHH!! I emerge from the stupor. "I need to do this! Leave me alone!" "My, it's been quite some time since you checked Recent Changes, hasn't it?" I hesitate. I want so bad just to look, but I need to beat him, crush him, destroy him. And then, BAM! It hits me. He feeds off my attention. I turn my back to him. "I don't care." "But--" "I don't care." "Fine." He skips off. I know he'll be back, but for now, I have won. Crap! I still haven't done that work!
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