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| rdfs:comment | - This movie makes absolutely no sense. Okay, so we have Captain America, or........ rather, Captain Turkey? Or is he in Turkey on a specific mission? Why is Captain America in Turkey? Well, anyways, he has to track down the leader of this street gang. The guys name is Spider-Man. Wait, what? Well, apparently he has no superpowers, and is a psychopathic murderer. He kills people with a switchblade, because apparently he can't shoot fucking webs. I'm choosing not to go any further. My ears are bleeding.
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| Starring | - Aytekin Akkaya as Captain America Turkey
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| abstract | - This movie makes absolutely no sense. Okay, so we have Captain America, or........ rather, Captain Turkey? Or is he in Turkey on a specific mission? Why is Captain America in Turkey? Well, anyways, he has to track down the leader of this street gang. The guys name is Spider-Man. Wait, what? Well, apparently he has no superpowers, and is a psychopathic murderer. He kills people with a switchblade, because apparently he can't shoot fucking webs. I'm choosing not to go any further. My ears are bleeding. "This stub article reminds me of my father... I hated my father." The Joker commands that you expand the content in this article immediately or he will use you to sharpen his pencil. Check out the FAQ for help on editing articles.
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