| Property | Value |
|---|
| rdfs:label | - I'll Call You Whatever I Want To!
|
| rdfs:comment | - I'll Call You Whatever I Want To! is Candace's second (or is it third?) review session. She reviews the song Don't Call Me Baby by Adyson. Candace: Ugh....That was some party last night! Jenny: Was it? Candace: Yes. I STILL can't believe you invited You-Know-Who. After I TOLD you not to. Jenny: Justin Bie... Candace: Don't say it! (notices the camera) Oh hey we're on! Hello! I'm Candace, and this is my friend Jenny. Today we'll be reviewing... Jenny: A song I like to call "Don't Call Me Baby". (Jenny presses a button, the song plays) Candace: ..... Jenny: Candy? Candace: WHAT IS THIS BULL(BEEP)!?!?
|
| dcterms:subject | |
| dbkwik:pffanon/property/wikiPageUsesTemplate | |
| abstract | - I'll Call You Whatever I Want To! is Candace's second (or is it third?) review session. She reviews the song Don't Call Me Baby by Adyson. Candace: Ugh....That was some party last night! Jenny: Was it? Candace: Yes. I STILL can't believe you invited You-Know-Who. After I TOLD you not to. Jenny: Justin Bie... Candace: Don't say it! (notices the camera) Oh hey we're on! Hello! I'm Candace, and this is my friend Jenny. Today we'll be reviewing... Jenny: A song I like to call "Don't Call Me Baby". (Jenny presses a button, the song plays) Candace: ..... Jenny: Candy? Candace: WHAT IS THIS BULL(BEEP)!?!? Jenny: Uh..... Candace: Now, I could sit here and explain EVERY problem with this song....And I WILL! First of all.....It's...There's NO STORYLINE TO FOLLOW! It's like Adyson just literally slapped together a whole buncha horse(beep) lines and called it a (beep) song! I....It starts out as saying not to call her baby and what to call her instead...Then RIGHT in the middle...RIGHT IN THE (BEEP) MIDDLE.....it becomes about her cuteness! What a (beep) ego! My GOSH! Oh and these last few lines! That's right! You can't call her baby unless you want to be her guy! Where'd THAT COME FROM? WHO KNOWS!?!?!?! But now question time! She's 10 years old, right? Jenny: Yes. Candace: What the (beep) is a (beep) TEN YEAR OLD DOING SAYING "DON'T CALL ME BABY"?!? As long as you're 10, I'll call you what I WANT to, sugah! And so will ANYONE ELSE! And the last line right before she starts repeating herself: "If you want to be my boyfriend we have to have been friends".....I don't remember this song being ABOUT how to be your (BEEP) BOYFRIEND! Jenny: She can't hear you, you know. Candace: And WHY does a 10 year old know the word "AIN'T"???????? Jenny: She says it? Oh yeah. Right at the beginning. By the way you quoted that line wrong.... Candace: Why I ought to....Oh wait. I was just informed and....It seems this song was on some Countdown thing. Well what rank did THIS trainwreck receive? Jenny: It was the first one. Number 10. Candace: XD Serves her right. I have NEVER heard a more self-absorbed song in my life. ("Fabulous" (The P&F Version and the High School Musical 2 version) plays as the credits roll.)
|
