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| rdfs:comment | - The Cuban Missile Crisis was a confrontation during the Cold War between the Soviet Union and the United States regarding the Soviet deployment of nuclear missiles in Cuba. Castro got blamed so people got annoyed at him more and Russia Blamed it on him sayin, "You digg motha, Castro did it you know, and also Jamaica encouraged us too because America was threatening its Ganja Plantations".
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| abstract | - The Cuban Missile Crisis was a confrontation during the Cold War between the Soviet Union and the United States regarding the Soviet deployment of nuclear missiles in Cuba. Castro got blamed so people got annoyed at him more and Russia Blamed it on him sayin, "You digg motha, Castro did it you know, and also Jamaica encouraged us too because America was threatening its Ganja Plantations". The missiles were placed in Cuba because of a personal vendetta between the Soviet president and Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective agency, and were meant to nuke the entire world just to ensure that Dirk Gently was dead (don't ask. It's complicated). The crisis began on October 16, 1962 when U.S. reconnaissance data revealing Soviet nuclear missile installations on the island were shown to U.S. President Dirk Gently, who recoiled in absolute horror before ordering the place nuked "off the f*cking planet" The Cuban Missile Crisis is often regarded as the moment when the Cold War came closest to escalating into a nuclear war. Russians refer to the event as the "Pirates of the Caribbean Crisis," while Cubans refer to it as the "Blue October Crisis."
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