[…]'It's a bat.[…]Turns out it's an entirely new species! The Department of Chiropterochronometry is offering a blessed fortune for it. Gold greases God's wheel, eh? Today was a good day!'
[…]your payment is[…]an enormous length of cloth-of-gold. 'It was meant to be the robes of the previous Bishop of Southwark. Big chap. Popped his clogs before they could get further than the stole.'