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| rdfs:comment | - When a person dies – or, in Scientology terms, when a Thetan abandons its physical body – they go to a landing station on the planet Venus, where the Thetan is re-implanted and told lies about it's past life and it's next life. The Venusians take the Thetan, capsule it, and send it back to Earth to be dumped into the ocean off the coast of California. According to the founder of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, "If you can get out of that, and through that, and wander around through the cities and find some girl who looks like she is going to get married or have a baby or something like that, you're all set. And if you can find the maternity ward to a hospital or something, you're OK. And you eventually just pick up a baby. To avoid these inconveniences, Hubbard advised Scientologists to refus
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| abstract | - When a person dies – or, in Scientology terms, when a Thetan abandons its physical body – they go to a landing station on the planet Venus, where the Thetan is re-implanted and told lies about it's past life and it's next life. The Venusians take the Thetan, capsule it, and send it back to Earth to be dumped into the ocean off the coast of California. According to the founder of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, "If you can get out of that, and through that, and wander around through the cities and find some girl who looks like she is going to get married or have a baby or something like that, you're all set. And if you can find the maternity ward to a hospital or something, you're OK. And you eventually just pick up a baby. To avoid these inconveniences, Hubbard advised Scientologists to refuse to go to Venus after their death, but rather to Uranus. (leave my anus out of it I've already had Tom Cruise probing me looking for a place to hide his thetan). Thetan's however do not inhabit the bodies of the Romany as their souls were on Earth inhabiting dinosaurs and other life long before Xenu turned up to have his 3rd annual texas-style thetan barbecue and barn dance.
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