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  • Kardashian
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  • Kardashian(s)/Kardashian People (Sometimes referred to as Fake White people) are a sub-ethnic group of Arabs. They are known to be hairy and have a sallow complexion, possess huge breasts and often famous for reasons still unknown. They are most commonly found in California, but originate in Turkey, Armenia and Saudi Arabia and other terrorist countries. The earliest traces of Kardashian life goes back to the year 90210 BC in the city of Los Angeles, Iraq. From forensic studies we can show that Kardashians developed from Arabs and Europeans (Some traces of Oriental blood was found in a fossil of an ancient Kardashian in 2011, but this has not been justified since most Kardashians have huge breasts, a trait which does not appear in Orientals/East Asians).
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Enemy
national heros
Major Exports
Major Imports
previous capital
national sports
  • Being totally famous, wasting time, sex
Currency
Ethnic Groups
Alternative Names
  • The Hairies, Arab Outcasts, Stuck up Whores
national anthem
  • Jam [Five Hour Long Extended Remix]
official languages
national motto
  • "We are Armenian, so of course we are obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms..."
Population
  • 7
government type
Religion
  • Islam
  • Attention Whoreism
  • Slutism
  • Sympathyism
  • Whoreism
Population Density
native name
  • KhardasĂ­
image coat
  • 150
Capital
image flag
  • 150
national song
  • Jam [Five Hour Long Extended Remix]'
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  • Kardashian(s)/Kardashian People (Sometimes referred to as Fake White people) are a sub-ethnic group of Arabs. They are known to be hairy and have a sallow complexion, possess huge breasts and often famous for reasons still unknown. They are most commonly found in California, but originate in Turkey, Armenia and Saudi Arabia and other terrorist countries. The earliest traces of Kardashian life goes back to the year 90210 BC in the city of Los Angeles, Iraq. From forensic studies we can show that Kardashians developed from Arabs and Europeans (Some traces of Oriental blood was found in a fossil of an ancient Kardashian in 2011, but this has not been justified since most Kardashians have huge breasts, a trait which does not appear in Orientals/East Asians). The movement of Kardashians to The USA began rapidly in late 2005, this happened because the treaty that was signed by the J-LO SAYS Commission proclaimed that the Kardashians were from then on forbidden from setting foot in any member states of the J-LO SAYS Commission and other Muslim countries which signed the treaty. The Kardashians were brought into the public domain when the president of the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian, released a mandatory Pornographic video in February 2007 that was compulsory for all Kardashian People to watch. the Pornographic video not only became popular among the Kardashians, but also became highly popular among Americans (specifically men). This video brought fame to the Kardashians and they were soon a household name. The pornographic video is still mentioned when conversation about the Kardashians is brought up.
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