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  • The Land
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  • The Land is a popular tourist trap. People who get there usually think they were going to some other land but make a mistake reading the interdimensional roadsigns. Once in the Land, it is hard to get out. Usually, you need to kill someone first. Often that person is a powerful Dark Lord, but sometimes you can get away by killing someone innocent. The innocents are easier to kill than Dark Lords and therefore preferable, but it is worth noting that a dead Dark Lord will always resurrect after a while, leaving you with the good conscience of a non-murderer.
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  • The Land is a popular tourist trap. People who get there usually think they were going to some other land but make a mistake reading the interdimensional roadsigns. Once in the Land, it is hard to get out. Usually, you need to kill someone first. Often that person is a powerful Dark Lord, but sometimes you can get away by killing someone innocent. The innocents are easier to kill than Dark Lords and therefore preferable, but it is worth noting that a dead Dark Lord will always resurrect after a while, leaving you with the good conscience of a non-murderer.